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But what happened? Ugh. Just that. Sonofabitch, just that. Here’s the snippet from an interview done by xoJane:
Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Please. Let’s pretend that they’re all appalled by the sight – or discussion – of a penis. We’ve all seen the tapes, girls. And the photos. And the interviews. How ’bout we try to not be something we’re just, you know, not?
As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.
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My penis soooo piger.
“As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.”
please… let’s all pretend that sarah is appalled by the images of scott’s elephant dick.