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2The Last Thing I Wanted to Hear About Today Was Scott Disick’s ‘Elephant Trunk’ Penis, Trust Me

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But what happened? Ugh. Just that. Sonofabitch, just that. Here’s the snippet from an interview done by xoJane:

Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.

Kourtney: I would think he is.

Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.

Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.

Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.

Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.

Kim: So inappropriate.

Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.

Kim: You guys!

Please. Let’s pretend that they’re all appalled by the sight – or discussion – of a penis. We’ve all seen the tapes, girls. And the photos. And the interviews. How ’bout we try to not be something we’re just, you know, not?

As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.

September 27, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

2 Responses to “The Last Thing I Wanted to Hear About Today Was Scott Disick’s ‘Elephant Trunk’ Penis, Trust Me”

  1. Q says:

    My penis soooo piger.

  2. Fired by Spielberg says:

    “As for Scott‘s elephant dick, I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information, because it does positively nothing for me except put really gross, unfortunate images into my head that I just don’t need before dinner.”

    please… let’s all pretend that sarah is appalled by the images of scott’s elephant dick.

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