“People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says ‘I’m not 11 years old anymore,’ people look down on me. Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there’s no reason to change that. You have to be true to yourself.”
So. What’s the lesson we’ve learned about these kinds of statements, kids? Well, that they mean one of three things and we, as the public, are being prepared for the possibility of all three: Miley‘s either pregnant, has leaked photos coming out sometime soon, or has made a sex tape that’s going to shock the pop culture world. Me, I’m hoping it’s the sex tape. I just have a feeling that it’s going to be all S&M in a Deliverance sort of way, just with less clothes and more teeth.
I mean, it’s completely proven that it’s only a matter of time before her star completely skyrockets because of something like this. We’ve got the scientific proof, guys, and you can’t ignore the numbers:
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