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Quotables: Miley Stirs the Sex Pot

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“People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says ‘I’m not 11 years old anymore,’ people look down on me. Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there’s no reason to change that. You have to be true to yourself.”

So. What’s the lesson we’ve learned about these kinds of statements, kids? Well, that they mean one of three things and we, as the public, are being prepared for the possibility of all three: Miley‘s either pregnant, has leaked photos coming out sometime soon, or has made a sex tape that’s going to shock the pop culture world. Me, I’m hoping it’s the sex tape. I just have a feeling that it’s going to be all S&M in a Deliverance sort of way, just with less clothes and more teeth.

I mean, it’s completely proven that it’s only a matter of time before her star completely skyrockets because of something like this. We’ve got the scientific proof, guys, and you can’t ignore the numbers:

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    • miley? i don’t believe you did. but the things you’ve done. the things the tabloids have gotten out to the public are reched. the money they make from that. the nerver. i hope you get back on disney. or make a new movie. i love you

  • And who the fuck cares what does miley, wtf guys? who cares when she had sex.. wtf… dudes get a life.. and a girlfriend. Is her life, her decisions. She can do whatever she wants. Stop being foolish and masturbate at celebs =)

  • Miley needs to suck my dick and let me ride her sexy white ass. She then needs to let me fuck her pussy harder than she has ever fucked before.

  • i made the sex tape with miley cyrus, shes fukin shit in bed. But suck cock nice, and deepthroats. Cummed all over her face and fucked her analy, she couldnt walk for a week. Oh well, shes a nice fuck though, forgot to mention emily osment was there and we had a threesome :o :) sucked of emily big time, shes got nice big juicy bangers and is a great fuck.