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Trace Cyrus

Trace Cyrus Has a New Video Out!

GUYS. This is easily the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I cringed through 99% of it, and the other 1% I was putting Octonauts on for my daughter (which, I’ll admit to watching). Look for a Miley cameo, and a jacuzzi tub shot of a girl with really, really, really big tits starting to float on her back...

Look, More Disney Kids Are Having Kids!

The funny thing, when I went to go look up Trace Cyrus‘s and Brenda Song‘s respective ages, just looking for more fuel to feed the indignation fire, I found out that … they’re not actually all that young. Trace was 22 this year, and Brenda was 23. You know what this means, don’t you? It means I’m getting...

Look Like Anybody You Know?

Meet Trace Cyrus. Trace is the older brother of a young woman named Miley Cyrus, whom you may have heard of. He’s also the lead singer and guitarist for a little band named Metro Station, whom you also may have heard of, thanks to their massively popular single, “Shake It,” on their eponymous platinum album. Trace and Miley tend...