Quotables: Katy Perry Is Made of Unicorns and Care Bears
Sep 21, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Katy Perry

“I’m not going to sit and be steamrolled; I’m going to stand up against things that are unjust. I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don’t open Pandora’s Box of that other 1 percent — because it’s there!”

- Katy Perry wants you to know that she is not to be messed with.

You guys, I have never felt so close to a celebrity in all my life. Sure, I still think that Katy Perry is annoying and dumb and just ridiculous, but I feel her so hard right here. I don’t know if you knew, but I’m kind of not a real person. For instance, I cried twice this past Saturday – once because I was watching Dogs 101 and there was this sweet story about a sheepdog, and once because my boyfriend took me to see his family’s farm and there was a baby horse – and, listen, I love unicorns. I love them. And also, I, too, have a Pandora’s Box inside my soul. Most recently, it’s been opened by this fly who just won’t leave my bedroom and keeps trying to play with me while I try to sleep. Even my ferocious screams of “I’m going to kill you with my BEAR HANDS” followed by relentless attacks with my hands raised like bear claws do nothing to deter it.

Well, that’s enough about me. How are you guys feeling about Katy Perry today?

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19 Responses to “Quotables: Katy Perry Is Made of Unicorns and Care Bears”

  1. Anonymous says:
    September 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    Beautiful katy

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  2. ...nick... says:
    September 21, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    Yes she more beautiful.

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  3. brooklyn says:
    September 21, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    NO!

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  4. L says:
    September 22, 2011 at 3:14 am

    bare hands*

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  5. coach says:
    September 22, 2011 at 6:08 am

    you should really see a doctor about those bear hands. sounds like it might be dangerous.

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  6. mireee says:
    September 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    She’s so full of shit. Such a twat.

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  7. Bella says:
    September 22, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Really, Katy? Really?!

    Good God! Is there ever a day when this dumb bitch DOES NOT say or do something incredibly retarded??? I bet she’s thinking about something incredibly retarded stupid right now…

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  8. Jenn says:
    September 25, 2011 at 1:12 am

    It’s not retarded. It’s a nice way of saying, “look, I love everyone and hope all well and all of that jazz. I don wanna make anyone feel bad. However,if you fucking step on my toe I will pull your mofo’ing file.”

    Pretty fucking real, IMO.

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  9. Bella says:
    September 25, 2011 at 3:14 am

    Well, although I believe everyone has a right to their own opinion, I still think she’s a retard.

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  10. mymymym says:
    September 29, 2011 at 6:15 am

    no she’s sexy

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  11. Bella says:
    September 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Never said she wasn’t, I just think she’s a retard. Sexy or not.

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  12. Anonymous says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:27 am

    hitter in the shitter

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  13. sexy girrl says:
    October 11, 2011 at 11:13 am

    be civil bitches. she is full of talent,sexiness and carebears and unicorns :P the colors are too the extreme juss like her

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  14. Celina Dale Domingo says:
    October 15, 2011 at 6:45 am

    no offense katy,but yor kind of creepy!because of your eyes and your hair does not match with you

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