“I’m not going to sit and be steamrolled; I’m going to stand up against things that are unjust. I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don’t open Pandora’s Box of that other 1 percent — because it’s there!”
– Katy Perry wants you to know that she is not to be messed with.
You guys, I have never felt so close to a celebrity in all my life. Sure, I still think that Katy Perry is annoying and dumb and just ridiculous, but I feel her so hard right here. I don’t know if you knew, but I’m kind of not a real person. For instance, I cried twice this past Saturday – once because I was watching Dogs 101 and there was this sweet story about a sheepdog, and once because my boyfriend took me to see his family’s farm and there was a baby horse – and, listen, I love unicorns. I love them. And also, I, too, have a Pandora’s Box inside my soul. Most recently, it’s been opened by this fly who just won’t leave my bedroom and keeps trying to play with me while I try to sleep. Even my ferocious screams of “I’m going to kill you with my BEAR HANDS” followed by relentless attacks with my hands raised like bear claws do nothing to deter it.
Well, that’s enough about me. How are you guys feeling about Katy Perry today?
Beautiful katy
showing gorgeous colors
Yes she more beautiful.
NO!
bare hands*
No, it’s bear hands. Because they’re like hands of bears. That’s why it’s fun.
Talk about a reading comprehension fail, L. “…followed by relentless attacks with my hands raised like bear claws…”
you should really see a doctor about those bear hands. sounds like it might be dangerous.
She’s so full of shit. Such a twat.
more like you jealous
Really, Katy? Really?!
Good God! Is there ever a day when this dumb bitch DOES NOT say or do something incredibly retarded??? I bet she’s thinking about something incredibly retarded stupid right now…
It’s not retarded. It’s a nice way of saying, “look, I love everyone and hope all well and all of that jazz. I don wanna make anyone feel bad. However,if you fucking step on my toe I will pull your mofo’ing file.”
Pretty fucking real, IMO.
Well, although I believe everyone has a right to their own opinion, I still think she’s a retard.
no she’s sexy
Never said she wasn’t, I just think she’s a retard. Sexy or not.
hitter in the shitter
shut up
be civil bitches. she is full of talent,sexiness and carebears and unicorns :P the colors are too the extreme juss like her
no offense katy,but yor kind of creepy!because of your eyes and your hair does not match with you