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Katy Perry’s Boobs Are on the Cover of Rolling Stone Again

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It’s Katy Perry! And she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.

On discovering there’s life outside of Russell Brand’s jaunty little penis:

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”

It’s an “intense viewpoint”? It’s not, you know, the point of view that most people both locally and internationally have? Interesting. Katy Perry outwits me every damned time.

On nationalizing health care:

“I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.”

How her faith made her boobs so big:

“I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!”

Apparently God ignored her pleas on that one.

And he’s not going to be pleased with her new alien obsession, either:

“Oh my God. When it [History Channel specials] talks about the sky people , how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

Gah, Katy Perry, what’s next, Scientology?

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  • My niece is in her 20s and she and her friends talk about similarly stupid shit. Thank God no one cared about what I was saying at that age.

    Who cares anyway? RS is far past relevant now.

  • can´t with so much stupidity and the worst part is she actually thinks she´s being edgy and anti-system with her recycled comments. but i don´t expect celebrities to teach me about politics, morality and life… and about her boobs, they´re great, whish my boobs looked like that!

  • I do wish Rolling Stone would go back to being about the music. I do like their album reviews, but I have been really disappointed with their choices lately.

  • they still publisht Rolling Stone?
    Katy Perry sounds like every other Hollywood
    moron–idiots who don’t know they’re idiots.

  • How is it that everyone denies even being able to stomach these idiots yet they make so much money and receive so much attention? I don’t see how the media or pop-culture can possibly get any worse. Let’s hope this tripe implodes and record companies lose their monopoly on the bulk of what is shoved down our throats; better yet, let’s send the cockroach infested salad back and leave the damned restaurant.

  • Oh my God! She needs to suck my dick and needs to let me ride her hot white ass. She also needs me to fuck her pussy harder than it has ever been fucked.