I know it’s supposed to be rude and stuff to compare two women or men against one another, and it’s probably contributes to a lot of self-esteem issues in our world today, but you know what? THIS IS A SNARKY GOSSIP BLOG. This is the kind of stuff we do. Also? It’s Friday. If you don’t like Hayden Panettiere or Michelle Trachtenberg, and can’t even come close to fathoming what they’d look like in your bed next to you, holding your penis instead of those stupid shoes, then mosey on to the LOLCatz website, where you can rank the hotness of cats or whatever and destroy their sense of self-worth instead.
Hayden and Michelle – two equally-hot ladies in their own rights, with two totally different looks.
Who would it be?
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Seriously? Michelle Trachtenberg is not hot. Cute, possibly, but I don’t even buy that. Her features are way too big for her face, she’s doughy and pasty and has an annoying voice…ick. Plus, I hated her in Buffy. Hooray for judging people! And yes, I am chubby and have bad skin – that doesn’t mean I can’t identify when other people aren’t gorgeous…
Both are lovely! However, I am distracted by Hayden’s Vivica Fox-like indented cleavage.
the pasty, non-stubby one. (Michelle, guys)
Hayden is to freaking small, she looks like a midget.
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why wont hayden fuck me or anyone else fuck me, am i a loser, i guess i should just kill myself
ha-ha you all just been x’ed!!!
david is so funny, i want to fuck him
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