This is Sara Leal. And she's the one that Ashton Kutcher's about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she's a cute girl, and she's probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She's pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn't matter if you dropped a condo's-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you'll wear ...
I'm kind of indifferent about Kelly Osbourne. And honestly, when I first saw these photos, I automatically thought "Madonna meets Adele," you know, with that hair and everything. But after a few minutes of peeping her clothes, I found that it'd actually grown on me. I mean, I'm on some heavy-duty allergy meds right now, and I'm only able to see clearly out of one eye because the ragweed's so disgusting where I live, but I think it's a win, friends! A WIN!
(Is it a win?)
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"I want to thank all the other nominees. For losing."
---Steve Martin, on his IBMA Entertainer of the Year win.
Congratulations are in order for Steve Martin! The banjo-pickin' comedian sure must feel validated: last night, Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers were named Entertainer of the Year, the top award bestowed at the annual International Bluegrass Music Awards.
In 2007, performing with freaking Bela Fleck:
...
The last few episodes of Jersey Shore have been totally indefensible; the whole show has turned miserable. At this point, it's like I'm dragging out a dysfunctional relationship because I made a commitment three and a half seasons ago.
All I remember of last week's episode was that I came away from it feeling doleful and drained. Oh, that's right: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi embarrassed boyfriend Jionni in public---she hiked her dress up in a club and kind of, I don't know, danced at him---and he dit...
Duchess Kate says William's in charge. [Cele|bitchy]
More about Sara Leal. She's a real class act. [The Superficial]
Who'd you rather: Ashanti or Kelis? [Bossip]
Lady Gaga with buck teeth and pigtails. [Starpulse]
Classy divorces. [TMZ]
Super, Kate Gosselin has her own website now. [The Blemish]
The many styles of Scarlett Johansson. [theBERRY]
Matthew McConaughey's looking ... alive, I suppose. [Caught on Set]
Adele's 'Someone Like You' video. [Popbytes]
Falling down an escalator sure must hurt. [OMGBlog]
Orlando Bloom really, really loves his wif...
I honestly can't listen to Adele's "Someone Like You" too much more. It's a little gut-wrenching---like, Eternal Sunshine gut-wrenching.
The official music video for "Someone Like You" translates Paris, the Most Romantic Place On Earth®, into a grayscale, nightmarishly desolate landscape of ruined dreams. Like Adele's own music, the video is stark, underproduced, and lovely. Watch it if you can bear it. />
I honestly can't listen to Adele's "Someone Like You" too much more. It's a little gut-wrenching---like, Eternal Sunshine gut-wrenching.
The official music video for "Someone Like You" translates Paris, the Most Romantic Place On Earth®, into a grayscale, nightmarishly desolate landscape of ruined dreams. Like Adele's own music, the video is stark, underproduced, and lovely. Watch it if you can bear it....
I'm just going to let this fabulous little video here do its own talking, because there's not a whole lot to add to what's going on there.
... OK, no, sorry, I can't hold my tongue - I loveJimmy Fallon as David Bowie. I had no idea. I really had NO IDEA. And then I practically PEED ALL OVER THE CHAIR when I saw Joseph do Kelly Clarkson as AXL ROSE. It was good. Real good. But Fallon's Bowie is the best I've ever heard, aside from Bowie himself. On the whole? A complete and utter example of awesomeness. You need to share the love on this one guys. That little Facebook 'Share' button down bottom? CLICK IT. />
I'm just going to let this fabulous little video here do its own talking, because there's not a whole lot to add to what's going on there.
... OK, no, sorry, I can't hold my tongue - I love Jimmy Fallon as David Bowie. I had no idea. I really had NO IDEA. And then I practically PEED ALL OVER THE CHAIR when I saw Joseph do Kelly Clarkson as AXL ROSE. It was good. Real good. But Fallon's Bowie is the best I've ever heard, aside from Bowie himself. On the whole? A complete and utter example of aweso...
Did you know that there are people in the world who have never tried coffee? Or spinach? 'Cause there are. And our boy Anderson Cooper happens to be one of them. I know, I know; you're probably thinking, "He's how old and he's never tried one of the largest-consumed beverages in the world?" I was blown away, too. I mean, I know plenty of people who dislike coffee, but have at least tried it at a younger age than 44.
See, I disagree about his immense dislike of coffee, as I'm a coffee fanatic myself and yes, I do drink it daily, but spinach? Oh my. Spinach probably tops my list of most-hated foods, next to any animal anatomy like liver, tripe and the like.
What foods do you detest? Are you coffee fans? Spinach fans? And probably most importantly, doesn't Anderson Cooper just make the most wonderful faces? />
Did you know that there are people in the world who have never tried coffee? Or spinach? 'Cause there are. And our boy Anderson Cooper happens to be one of them. I know, I know; you're probably thinking, "He's how old and he's never tried one of the largest-consumed beverages in the world?" I was blown away, too. I mean, I know plenty of people who dislike coffee, but have at least tried it at a younger age than 44.
See, I disagree about his immense dislike of coffee, as I'm a coffee fanatic ...
I know, most of you probably think that's a joke in itself, but I'm dead serious. When the girl's wearing semi-normal makeup and isn't wasted, making stupid faces and stumping all over the place - when she stays in one spot and doesn't open her mouth at all - Deena Nicole Cortese is actually not all that bad.
Now we just need flattering clothes, talent, and a little thing called "better education," and we might actually be talking A-list material here, guys!
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Kate Gosselin does some more public screaming in the general vicinity of her kids. [The Superficial]
Sandra Bullock is dating Usain Bolt now. [Lainey Gossip]
This is who Rihanna's trying to sleep with these days. [Bossip]
The X-Factor recap: final round of auditions. [Starpulse]
Justin Theroux's secret past obsession with Angelina Jolie. [Cele|bitchy]
Is this the next Bond girl? [Huff Po]
Grammar with Courtney Stodden. [The Frisky]
Evidence that Jada Pinkett and Marc Antho...
Well, all's well that ends well, I guess. David Arquette and estranged wife Courteney Cox are still friends; in the meantime, Arquette is reportedly smitten with his new girlfriend, Christina McLarty.
But WHO IS CHRISTINA MCLARTY?!?! you might be wondering. I'm glad you asked. She is a reporter for Entertainment Tonight, and she is also the ex of "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis. Harrowingly, the couple dated for four years; last November, they wed in a lavish "civil union" ceremony. (The best man? Quincy Jones.) McLarty's partne...
Holy crow. When I first heard that the book didn't exactly show Martha in a favorable light, I automatically thought, "What, did she forget the pretty crinoline bows on the Christmas presents that one year," and "Aw, it must have been terrible growing up with America's craftiest, homiest mom, word." But then? I actually read some excerpts from the book, and guys? It totally blew all of my predispositions about Martha's child-rearing away. From the book Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, written ...
This is Sara Leal. And she's the one that Ashton Kutcher's about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she's a cute girl, and she's probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She's pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn't matter if you dropped a condo's-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you'll wear ...
I'm kind of indifferent about Kelly Osbourne. And honestly, when I first saw these photos, I automatically thought "Madonna meets Adele," you know, with that hair and everything. But after a few minutes of peeping her clothes, I found that it'd actually grown on me. I mean, I'm on some heavy-duty allergy meds right now, and I'm only able to see clearly out of one eye because the ragweed's so disgusting where I live, but I think it's a win, friends! A WIN!
(Is it a win?)
[gallery]
...
"I want to thank all the other nominees. For losing."
---Steve Martin, on his IBMA Entertainer of the Year win.
Congratulations are in order for Steve Martin! The banjo-pickin' comedian sure must feel validated: last night, Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers were named Entertainer of the Year, the top award bestowed at the annual International Bluegrass Music Awards.
In 2007, performing with freaking Bela Fleck:
...
The last few episodes of Jersey Shore have been totally indefensible; the whole show has turned miserable. At this point, it's like I'm dragging out a dysfunctional relationship because I made a commitment three and a half seasons ago.
All I remember of last week's episode was that I came away from it feeling doleful and drained. Oh, that's right: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi embarrassed boyfriend Jionni in public---she hiked her dress up in a club and kind of, I don't know, danced at him---and he dit...
Duchess Kate says William's in charge. [Cele|bitchy]
More about Sara Leal. She's a real class act. [The Superficial]
Who'd you rather: Ashanti or Kelis? [Bossip]
Lady Gaga with buck teeth and pigtails. [Starpulse]
Classy divorces. [TMZ]
Super, Kate Gosselin has her own website now. [The Blemish]
The many styles of Scarlett Johansson. [theBERRY]
Matthew McConaughey's looking ... alive, I suppose. [Caught on Set]
Adele's 'Someone Like You' video. [Popbytes]
Falling down an escalator sure must hurt. [OMGBlog]
Orlando Bloom really, really loves his wif...
I know, most of you probably think that's a joke in itself, but I'm dead serious. When the girl's wearing semi-normal makeup and isn't wasted, making stupid faces and stumping all over the place - when she stays in one spot and doesn't open her mouth at all - Deena Nicole Cortese is actually not all that bad.
Now we just need flattering clothes, talent, and a little thing called "better education," and we might actually be talking A-list material here, guys!
[gallery columns="5"]
Photo...
Kate Gosselin does some more public screaming in the general vicinity of her kids. [The Superficial]
Sandra Bullock is dating Usain Bolt now. [Lainey Gossip]
This is who Rihanna's trying to sleep with these days. [Bossip]
The X-Factor recap: final round of auditions. [Starpulse]
Justin Theroux's secret past obsession with Angelina Jolie. [Cele|bitchy]
Is this the next Bond girl? [Huff Po]
Grammar with Courtney Stodden. [The Frisky]
Evidence that Jada Pinkett and Marc Antho...
Well, all's well that ends well, I guess. David Arquette and estranged wife Courteney Cox are still friends; in the meantime, Arquette is reportedly smitten with his new girlfriend, Christina McLarty.
But WHO IS CHRISTINA MCLARTY?!?! you might be wondering. I'm glad you asked. She is a reporter for Entertainment Tonight, and she is also the ex of "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis. Harrowingly, the couple dated for four years; last November, they wed in a lavish "civil union" ceremony. (The best man? Quincy Jones.) McLarty's partne...
Holy crow. When I first heard that the book didn't exactly show Martha in a favorable light, I automatically thought, "What, did she forget the pretty crinoline bows on the Christmas presents that one year," and "Aw, it must have been terrible growing up with America's craftiest, homiest mom, word." But then? I actually read some excerpts from the book, and guys? It totally blew all of my predispositions about Martha's child-rearing away. From the book Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, written ...