And “sans fards” is a fancy-pants French saying for “without makeup,” not “without farts” like some of you might think it means. And WHO SAYS you can’t get some good worldliness from visiting celebrity gossip rags online? Keep hanging out with us here and you’ll eventually be culture vultures.
Anyway, this is Cameron Diaz arriving at LAX earlier this week. I know a lot of you would probably expect me to rip her appearance just based on the fact that she’s Cameron Diaz, and not one of my favorite people, but I’m not going to do that. I’m going to be objective about this, like I’m supposed to. And in all honesty? She looks OK. Alright – she looks more than OK. She looks pretty freaking good in comparison to a lot of women who’d venture out in public without a full face of makeup. Me, I’m not a big fan of schlepping forty layers of shellack on my face just to go to the damned supermarket, but then, I’m not a career celebrity who’s sole job is to impress my fans with my shining, eerily-perfect appearance. I work in my PAJAMAS and UNBRUSHED HAIR most of the time, ffs. I’m apparently not out to impress anyone, myself included.
On the whole? I’d have to say that Cameron’s almost a ten. Almost.
Ick… I wouldn’t wanna wake up next to her, never mind go to sleep next to her.. Plus in the morning I’d have a bad itch on/in my thingie…
I’m sorry, but in that first photo she looks like a chemo patient…
not aging well. not at all.
Celebrity aging is so different from civilian aging…but this looks like normal aging, so am I supposed to be disappointed? Cameron Diaz is blowing my mind.
she looks better than i do at the airport after a flight and i’m the same age
Good call with “sans fards,” but that’s not what schlep means, at all. Check yer Yiddish: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlep
or
http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/
Her cheeks look weird.
P.s.: it’s “whose”, not “who’s”
FUGLY
She looks fine after a long flight. She’s not the kind of woman who has people style her before she goes out in public. Big deal. She’s not working so there’s no need to look movie star perfect.
I think she has killer legs and dresses very well. But her face… eh! The only time I ever thought her face was beautiful was in The Mask. She looks stunning there. Other than that… She looks fun though!
The fickle commie is shriveling up to become a granny apple doll..
She looks fine! probably a little baked.