How Do We Feel About Cameron Diaz Sans Fards?
Aug 05, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Sarah

photo of cameron diaz at lax no makeup pictures photos pics

And “sans fards” is a fancy-pants French saying for “without makeup,” not “without farts” like some of you might think it means. And WHO SAYS you can’t get some good worldliness from visiting celebrity gossip rags online? Keep hanging out with us here and you’ll eventually be culture vultures.

Anyway, this is Cameron Diaz arriving at LAX earlier this week. I know a lot of you would probably expect me to rip her appearance just based on the fact that she’s Cameron Diaz, and not one of my favorite people, but I’m not going to do that. I’m going to be objective about this, like I’m supposed to. And in all honesty? She looks OK. Alright – she looks more than OK. She looks pretty freaking good in comparison to a lot of women who’d venture out in public without a full face of makeup. Me, I’m not a big fan of schlepping forty layers of shellack on my face just to go to the damned supermarket, but then, I’m not a career celebrity who’s sole job is to impress my fans with my shining, eerily-perfect appearance. I work in my PAJAMAS and UNBRUSHED HAIR most of the time, ffs. I’m apparently not out to impress anyone, myself included.

On the whole? I’d have to say that Cameron’s almost a ten. Almost.

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12 Responses to “How Do We Feel About Cameron Diaz Sans Fards?”

  1. Muttley Macclad says:
    August 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Ick… I wouldn’t wanna wake up next to her, never mind go to sleep next to her.. Plus in the morning I’d have a bad itch on/in my thingie…

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  2. tmcmiller says:
    August 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    I’m sorry, but in that first photo she looks like a chemo patient…

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  3. toonsis says:
    August 5, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    not aging well. not at all.

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  4. magpie says:
    August 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Celebrity aging is so different from civilian aging…but this looks like normal aging, so am I supposed to be disappointed? Cameron Diaz is blowing my mind.

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  5. zelda fitzgerald says:
    August 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    she looks better than i do at the airport after a flight and i’m the same age

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  6. jkate says:
    August 6, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Good call with “sans fards,” but that’s not what schlep means, at all. Check yer Yiddish: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlep

    or

    http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/

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  7. mireee says:
    August 6, 2011 at 3:27 am

    Her cheeks look weird.

    P.s.: it’s “whose”, not “who’s”

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  8. Sadie says:
    August 6, 2011 at 6:24 am

    FUGLY

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  9. Ann says:
    August 6, 2011 at 11:05 am

    She looks fine after a long flight. She’s not the kind of woman who has people style her before she goes out in public. Big deal. She’s not working so there’s no need to look movie star perfect.

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  10. MissLeeLoo says:
    August 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    I think she has killer legs and dresses very well. But her face… eh! The only time I ever thought her face was beautiful was in The Mask. She looks stunning there. Other than that… She looks fun though!

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  11. dee cee says:
    August 7, 2011 at 8:36 am

    The fickle commie is shriveling up to become a granny apple doll..

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  12. Cunting Bitch says:
    August 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    She looks fine! probably a little baked.

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