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Did You Know That Rihanna Doesn’t Have to Dress Like A Real Person?

A photo of Rihanna

Oh what, you didn’t know that?  You didn’t know that Rihanna has a license to roam as she pleases, forgoing pants and giving a damn? Well, she does. She can do as she damn well pleases, because she sang “Rude Boy” and don’t you forget it.

Rihanna’s gorgeous and all, but can she be done yet please? Can she go back to a world where she actually has to wear clothes to go out on the streets? Could we all just add that to our bedtime prayers?

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  • FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTT”‘GLANCEEE”MY EAYES THOUGHT IT SAW MRS JENNIFER LOPEZ””‘,,MY EYES WAS WRONG WHILES ON THE TOPPIC NUFF RESPECT HELLO SHOUT OUT CHEERS TO MRS LOPEZ!:;FROM KOOL,GUY!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HELLOOOOOOOOOOO MS RHINNNAAA!:;;;; !:;FOREVER:;MS SEXY BEAUTIFUL!”‘DON,T FOGET,,IT””<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<'HOW ARE""YA""'HAPPY SUMMER GREETINGS!"''!"''''''''''TO U!''FOM YA BUY KOOL GUY!!

  • Can we just agree she is a talentless idiot who was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time? Her music is crap, and she can’t even dance. I don’t even find her that attractive.

  • i don’t think i’ve heard anything but the umbrella song, which ought to be put out of its misery.

    you know i once pranced around in just a shirt. i was 11 and it was my birthday and mum slapped me in front of everyone.