Oh what, you didn’t know that? You didn’t know that Rihanna has a license to roam as she pleases, forgoing pants and giving a damn? Well, she does. She can do as she damn well pleases, because she sang “Rude Boy” and don’t you forget it.
Rihanna’s gorgeous and all, but can she be done yet please? Can she go back to a world where she actually has to wear clothes to go out on the streets? Could we all just add that to our bedtime prayers?