For the past few weeks, I’ve noticed this distinct sense of longing, not only here at Evil Beet but also out in the world. It just seems like something’s missing in everyone’s lives, and I think I just figured out what it is. We’ve all just been missing the magic of Rebecca Black! And I’m so sorry for that heartache, believe me, but it’s all in the past now. We don’t have to hurt anymore. It’s our time now.
This is the music video for Rebecca’s new single, “My Moment.” Hey, at least this one doesn’t make me want to rip my eyes out of my head and vomit on them and then shove them in my ears so I get some sort of infection that would end my unbearable anguish and leave me with some goddamn peace like her other music. And really, what else could I ask for?