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Octomom: “Why Don’t You Grow A Baby And Get A Life!”

A photo of Nadya Suleman

Ever since Nadya “Octomom” Suleman made that comment that she hated her zillion babies and then unconvincingly denied it, I’ve been keeping an eye out for this lady. I just knew that laying low for a few months after those weird fetish photos came out simply would not do, and that she was going to have to do something soon to stay in the spotlight. And let me just tell you, I am so glad that I did.

Remember 3rd Rock from the Sun?  Now remember Kristen Johnson, the woman who played Sally? Ok, now picture these two ladies getting into a little fight because Kristen is a reasonable human being and gets a little on edge by listening to eight babies screaming in a tight space. Got it?  Love it? Good.

Here’s the story from TMZ:

Nadya Suleman was flying back from New York City last night and her and the brood took up most of the business class section of the plane. The flight was delayed for more than two hours and Nadya tried to silence the kids — to no avail.

The crying babies annoyed the “3rd Rock from the Sun” star so much, she marched over to Nadya and told her keep it down.

Nadya’s rep tells TMZ Nadya fired back, “How would you like me to keep eight 2-year-olds quiet?” To which Kristen allegedly responded, “Get more help!”

The rep says Nadya shouted back, “Why don’t you grow a baby and get a life!”

Eventually Kristen returned to her seat, but according to Nadya’s rep … Kristen got off the plane and never returned.

And now, thanks to Octomom, I never need to experience that awkward moment when I get into an argument and can’t come up with a good insult.  No, now whenever my roommate calls me the C word or some trashy girl at the mall blatantly hits on my boyfriend, I’ll skip right past the stuttered “suck it” and jump right on ahead to “why don’t you grow a baby and get a life!”

Love you, girl!  Appreciate you!

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  • Good for her! People are always putting her down. Truth be told I can hardly handle my 4yr old much-less 14 kids on a plane. Your right next time some baby less bitch talks shit I’m going to say “why don’t you grow a baby and get a life!” In your face!

  • What a massive twat, and I mean Octomom. “Grow a baby and get a life”? I have a life but I have no baby, and a screaming child on a plane is fucking annoying, let alone 8. I am sure it must be hard to travel with them, but for fuck’s sake.