Some are even saying that there’s a video involved, too, but fathoming the idea of Octomom live in black latex, brandishing a whip in live motion, is way too much for my yet-to-be-caffeinated brain to process this morning. It’s kind of like riding the carousel drunk at the boardwalk, and then getting off and eating chili dogs and paint thinner. Cannot. process.
If you were paying attention to yesterday’s link roundups, you’d have seen that Nadya Suleman, better known as the ‘Octomom,’ was ratted out by TMZ because she took the bait of monetary compensation and whipped a man-baby while dressed up as a dominatrix. Or mominatrix, if you’re into that sort of thing, which, apparently some are. There’s a market for everything, guys. I’ve been saying it for years.
Anyway, the photos totally grossed me out, and not even because the ‘baby’ she’s whipping has more stretch marks than Kate Gosselin used to, but because Octo’s kids are going to be so proud when then see these photos later in life. Alright. Even prouder, anyway.
But today’s million-dollar question – is the Octomom … hot?
Images courtesy of TMZ