I used the word “streetwalker” in the title, because can you imagine if I’d just called Rumer Willis a hooker right there in the headline?! So catty!
But for real, this is what Rumer wore to go shopping in, and it’s ridiculous. I mean, I’m sure it’s sweltering in California right now, but this isn’t “I’m not wearing a lot because it’s 100 degrees outside,” this is “I’m not wearing a lot because I want to get laid. By a stranger. Who will pay a fee.” And that’s a little different.
Then again, maybe this silly outfit is perfectly acceptable. Maybe those awful shoes are all the rage, and maybe it’s totally cool to wear shorts that, at certain angles, have just got to showcase your vagina. I don’t know, I don’t get out much.