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Fixing Rumer Willis!

Holy shit!

So one of you awesome readers actually took the time to Photoshop some sense into Rumer Willis’s face.

Once you get rid of that awful, awful, awful chin, tweak the nose just a tiny bit and flesh out the lips, you actually have a VERY BEAUTIFUL young woman!

Get thee to plastic surgery, Rumer!

The before pics are in the thumbnails below.

Thanks Skye!

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  • I honestly think she’s stunning before the photoshop. Yeah, so what her chin is not the “normal size”. She has very unique and beautiful features.

  • wow, her jaw is significantly reduced! haha, she would look good like that…. but then that wouldn’t be rumer anymore, she’d have to change her name.

  • yeah, she’s ugly. but so is everybody. she’s just uglier than most. i don’t think she should get plastic surgery though. she can find someone who thinks she’s attractive.

  • Um. There should be a rumor plastic surgery fund. because she looks amazing like that…well…lets not push it. she looks bettttah. and if there must be bone cutting….lets warm up the chainsaw!

  • I think it would. A huge reconstruction of bone. Fake teeth, the whole nine. Probably a lot more trouble than it’s worth for a few more fans. Plus, she’s grown up with that face, she probably doesn’t think it looks weird at all.

    I would say that now that the rest of her is catching up, she’ll be alright. When I saw her in House Bunny, I got so used to it that it didn’t seem weird anymore.

  • @Skye uhm, can I send you some pics of me to doctor up?? Rumer looks (cough) gorge! You should offer this as a service for people who post online dating profiles. Your tagline could be: “You, only way, way, WAY better.”

  • Rumer could get a nosejob and do something to plump her lips a bit, but keep the giant chin.

    The giant chin is hideous, but, it’s still Rumer’s unique feature and it would be strange to see her without it. Remember what happened when Jennifer-that-girl-from-Dirty-Dancing got the nosejob?

    Anyway, nice photoshopping, the second picture looks gorgeous!

  • i feel bad for her. it’s not like she can really do anything other than have plastic surgery, and that shouldn’t be an answer.

  • I can’t believe that you would post something so sexist. I would think that as an intelligent woman, you would know better than to perpetuate the belief that women should do anything and everything to mutilate their bodies in order to please and satisfy others who have no business placing their sick and biased judgments. This is a sickness in our culture, and you should fight it.

  • I meant I agreed with Beth. Enough picking on this kid already. Besides, I think distinctive is sometimes way more compelling than pretty…

  • i dont like it here!! she looks like an alien!! i really like her the normal way, she looks awesome in red hair.. and in the second pic, she looks like that actress that was in a movie of.. boys dont cry or something like that.. ew

  • Her chin is not that much larger than most women. Her mouth is small, which makes her chin appear larger.

    The problem with Hollywood is that there is only ones standard for beauty, so you get movies where all the actresses look alike. It gets when you can’t tell one actress from another.

  • wow, these photos really do show how beautiful her eyes are!

    it’s not sexist at all, she’s just got a big chin and he reduced it, no big deal. There are plenty of male actors out there with odd features who’ve had people photoshop THEM before.

    Maybe she shouldn’t get her chin taken down THIS far, but a compromise might in the surgery department might get her some better acting gigs – I mean, just LOOK at her genes!

  • No matter how you slice it, this girl is butt ugly. She got the worst of an already pretty homely gene pool. If her parents wern’t rich and famous there wouldn’t be enough bags in the world to cover that head.

  • LMAO at daphielass! So true! Freaking butt ugly – save me from the feminisit bs – it’s the way of the world and Rumor got slammed by the ugly stick.

  • Good work Skye, but nothing on God’s green earth could salvage poor Rumer unless it was a total face transplant.

    Whilst I disagree with Hollywood’s narrow standard of beauty and applaud any women who don’t conform to it (i.e. by not having all the required surgery), there’s not conforming and then there’s being just plain fugly. Even if Rumer chose to have $500k worth of surgery, she’d still be fug.

    Her latest hairdo’s nice though…

  • While interesting, the photoshopped version is unbalanced and unnatural-looking. While not… traditionally beautiful… Rumer’s real face at least makes sense. And those Before pictures are some of the best I’ve seen of her in ages. The new hair looks great on her and really serves to de-emphasise the chin.

  • Beet, I gotta say, I’m kinda dissapointed in you for being so bitchy on this one. It’s one thing to make fun of someone’s music or lack of acting skills, but to say that someone is ugly and should go for plastic surgery makes me more and more convinced of your how shallow you really can be.

    While I am a fan of your writing, I think this is taking bitchy and mean a little too far, and makes you appear without class.

    I’d encourage you to acknowledge this and revert back to your old style of writing about your pets or something on a slow day instead of making people feel like crap about themselves when I think we need to be applauding the various kinds of beauty out there instead of this cookiecutter nonsensical myth that LA perpetuates. Is LA getting to you Beet? I sure hope not.

  • Her large chin makes her mouth look tiny, but what the hell!
    It must be a drag to sit back and have people pick your appearance apart. How many of you would not take it personal? She’s barely a grown woman….I can only hope her family has shown her that she is beautiful just the way she is. Isn’t that what we all want?

  • Rumer Willis is a beautiful young woman just the way she is.

    Damn people act just like little bullies on the school yard, grow up already.

    All you haters need to post your photos on this blog and lets see who looks better. I am sure that Rumer beats you all hands down, sorry ass loosers.

  • you go molly!,! all of u make fun of people that get plastic surgery and then you say Rumer should get it! Go shove your heads up your asses a little further arrogant assholes!

  • Actually Molly, I’m pretty sure I look better than Rumer Willis (as if thats hard to do). If you all think that this is shallow, THEN find something else to read!!!!! WTF!? No one is forcing you to come to this AWESOME blog and read all these great posts. You all look like morons when you leave hate comments to Beet, telling her she’s shallow. Obviously YOU are shallow for even coming here in the first place. DONE.

  • leave her alone. she is a pretty girl.

    the photoshop version makes her look like an anorexic and creepy cross between marisa tomei and ashley judd ( with a hint of keira knightly). In the original she is unique and herself… dont transfer your own ideal of female idealistic bullshit, that isnt even attractive to begin with!

  • Ahh, Beet. Normally I’m a silent reader and I enjoy your blog. But I cannot believe that you’d post these pictures. You’ve taken it too far this time. Rumer is a beautiful girl and nobody has the right to tell anyone else they need to get something ‘fixed.’ Make fun of her acting or things that she does, but lay off on the ugly jokes. It only makes you look insecure about yourself.

  • i photoshopped this picture as well.. but im not sure how or if i can post it here.. please some1 let me kno.. thanx

  • The second photo’s doesnt make her pretty. She will never be a pretty girl. 2 good lookin pep’s never make a pretty baby. It’s a gene thing.

  • This is bullshit. I am a professional photo retoucher for fashion magazines, and this is not only a horrible Photoshop job, but the fact that you all think THIS looks better is crazy. Rumer Willis is very pretty. Trust me, I have seen the raw versions of some of the “pretty people”, and they are just boring, chubby, acne covered boring people like you and I. Rumer is at least interesting looking, instead of the elf you all think is a better version of her. Its discusting that you people judge so harshly on a CHIN. I’d rather have a weird face than an ugly personality.

  • This is what is wrong with society!! People take an extremely beautiful girl and change her to be “perfect”. I think Rumer is hot the way she is! The “after” pictures are of a person that doesn’t exist. Real girls aren’t perfect and Perfect girls aren’t real!