I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard Schwarzenegger Divorce Joke:
– End of Days
– Collateral Damage
– True Lies
– The Expendables (he has a cameo)
– Raw Deal
– Junior (OH, NO)
The former television journalist and Kennedy family heiress cited irreconcilable differences but offered no additional details about the breakup.
According to reports, Shriver actually signed all the paperwork two weeks ago. I wonder why her reluctance to file. Me, I like to think I’d’ve been out of there by Batman and Robin.