Miley Cyrus has wormed her way into the heart – and trousers, no doubt – of Patrick Schwarzenegger. Unfortunately, there’s one person who’s not too happy about this union, and that’s Patrick’s mother, Maria Shriver. In fact, she’s “deeply worried” that the weed and dildo loving chanteuse (lol) is involved with her son and doesn’t know what to make of the whole thing.
From Hollywood Life:
“It is beyond true that Maria Shriver disapproves of the relationship that Patrick is starting with Miley. She is so controlling when it comes to the image of the family and this is eating her up inside.”
“She is getting some support from other family members as well, but she isn’t getting the same support from Arnold because Arnold is happy with whatever Patrick gets himself into in the girls department.”
“She fully believes that you become who you surround yourself with and she’s always been so happy with the friends Patrick chooses,” the source added about Shiver’s sentiments. “She never saw this coming.”
“The birthday party with all the penis pictures disgusted her. Maria is very, very worried about the influence Miley’s having on Patrick.”
LOL, huh. I mean, look – Miley is a hot mess. She’s trying her hardest to be white trash – and that’s not me slandering her, that’s me giving the girl the title she wants and is adopting purposely. But at the end of the day, she’s rich, she’s employed, she doesn’t have a criminal record. Is she really all that bad or is she “just being Miley”? Chill out, Mom.