Miley Cyrus has wormed her way into the heart – and trousers, no doubt – of Patrick Schwarzenegger. Unfortunately, there’s one person who’s not too happy about this...
“I don’t want that slutty whore touching my baby boy! Tell her to keep her filthy whore hands to her filthy whore self, because if she comes nosin’ around my house, I got... I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard... It’s like Tiger 2.0 up in this bitch apparently, and mistresses from all over the country are coming out of a Schwarzenegger dong-haze in order to nail his cheating heart to the wall... After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial... Oh man. This IS big, isn’t it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found... “[Maria and I are] taking it one day at a time. I want to take a moment and thank our many friends and family for the tremendous amount of support and love that you have given us in... Why yes, in a shocking development, yes they did.
I mean, what could they have possibly disagreed on, who last moved the hairspray? What charity to donate their end-of-year write-offs to...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Split?!