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Cold Move, Hef: Check Out Crystal’s New Playboy Cover

A photo of Crystal Harris on the cover of Playboy

See, kids, this is why you don’t start relationships with your boss. Because then things get all complicated and you freak out because he’s approximately eight million years older than you and then he gets you a sweet cover for his porno mag, then totally embarrasses you on it by referencing a Julia Roberts movie.  And, like, how are you ever going to face your friends after this?