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Natalie Portman Finally Had That Baby

A photo of Natalie Portman

It’s a boy!

That’s all we know. Natalie gave birth to her lovechild who is male yesterday, and that is it. They haven’t released a name. They haven’t even given out the obligatory “the mother and child are doing just fine” statement, though I’m sure they are. Things seem to be very hush hush with Natalie’s surely perfect baby, so we’re just going to have to wait till the Life & Style photo shoot to see how beautiful this angel baby really is.

Wait, we still care about Natalie Portman, right?  Because if not, this excitement would be so embarrassing.

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  • Do we need to say “finally” every time someone gives birth? It takes roughly 9 months yet every time you guys feel the need to say “finally” as if it took years.