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Hey, Natalie Portman Doesn’t Like Snobs, Okay?

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Natalie Portman has been pretty quiet lately – I suppose she’s busy raising her baby and having a husband and a normal life. However, she’s getting back into the swing of things with Thor: The Dark World, and in a new interview with Marie Claire, she aired some important thoughts about blockbuster films. You see, Natalie is frustrated that people discount massive box office movies, because that’s snobby – and if there’s one thing she hates, it’s snobs.

“I grew up around a lot of snobbism about what was important and what was serious, and I really reject that.”

Huh, well, fair enough. She also doesn’t mind meeting fans – so long as they’re not drunk or high at the time:

“People are really cool, by and large. I try and stay away from drunk people – that’s when they start getting rude and aggressive, like, ‘Why did you suck in that movie?’”

Ha! Years ago, in about 2005, I was working at Whole Foods and Natalie came in with a few friends. At the time I was directing the flow of traffic because it was close to Thanksgiving and PACKED, so we had to segment the lines. When Natalie’s friends tried to move forward, I was like, “Uh, NO. You gotta wait.” Then I noticed Natalie and I totally let them go. WHATEVER, you’d do it too! I don’t even know why I did – it was like a mechanism in my brain switched and I was like, oh, it’s a celebrity. Let her go. Newsflash: she is TINY. Like, child sized.

Anyway, I wouldn’t let anyone – Natalie or otherwise – cut the lines these days. I also wouldn’t work at Whole Foods ever again. We all change.

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Is Natalie Portman Too Old To Play A Teenager?

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Natalie Portman apparently signed on to Dare Me, a film described as “Heathers meets Fight Club with teenager cheerleaders” (from Deadline via Huffington Post). There’s no word on who Ms. Portman would play or anything about her character. Though the film centers on teenagers, it seems unlikely she would play one, as she is now 32. However, her Oscar winning role in Black Swan was that of a early-to-mid 20 something, so I guess anything is possible. Here are some older actresses who have played teens:

– Stockard Channing was 34 in Grease.

– Ari Graynor was 25 in Nick And Nora’s Infinite Playlist.

– Ann-Marget was 22 playing a 15 year-old in Bye Bye Birdie.

Stacey Dash was 29 when she did Clueless.

Calista Flockhart was 31 playing an 18 year-old in The Birdcage.

and the biggest one of all, to me:

– Rose McIver was 22 playing a 13 year-old in The Lovely Bones.


What do you think? Could Natalie Portman still play a teenager?

L’Oreal Tattled On Natalie Portman

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L’Oreal UK cosmetics got all Mean Girls and tattled on Natalie Portman for her Dior ad. It isn’t that Ms. Portman had an exclusive contract for L’Oreal. It’s that L’Oreal, thinking of Dior as its competition, felt the need to get the ad pulled. And they found a way. They got in touch with U.K.’s Advertising Standards Agency and told them that Dior’s mascara ad is “misleadingly exaggerating the effects of the product.” And the ASA agreed. More from NY Mag:

Parfums Christian Dior said the ad had originally been intended to promote a lipstick, but that plans changed once they realized just how nice Natalie’s eyes looked. Post-shoot, the brand’s retouchers then got to work to “separate/increase the length and curve of a number of her lashes and to replace/fill a number of missing or damaged lashes, for a more stylised, uniform and tidy effect.”

The ASA found no fault with the image on its own, but said that the retouching meant buyers could have had unrealistic expectations when juxtaposed with the ad’s claims of providing “an unrivalled lash creator effect” and a “spectacular volume-multiplying effect” … even though they didn’t, it would seem. And so the ad can’t be published again until sufficient clarifications are made.

L’Oreal UK is being SO Regina George about this. Seriously. It’s like that scene in Mean Girls when Gretchen freaks out over not being able to wear her silver hoop earrings because Regina also has silver hoop earrings and she wants to be the only one wearing them.

2012 in Review: The Year’s Most Bankable Thespians

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1. Natalie Portman: Returns $42.70 for every $1 paid.

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2. Kristen Stewart: Returns $40.60 for every $1 paid.

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3. Shia LaBeouf: Returns $35.80 for every $1 paid.

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4. Robert Pattinson: Returns $31.70 for every $1 paid.

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5. Daniel Radcliffe: Returns $30.50 for every $1 paid.

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6. Taylor Lautner: Returns $29.50 for every $1 paid.

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7. Bradley Cooper: Returns $25.00 for every $1 paid.

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8. Dwayne Johnson: Returns $22.70 for every $1 paid.

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9. Amy Adams: Returns $22.60 for every $1 paid.

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10. Kevin James: Returns $22.70 for every $1 paid.

[Source: Forbes]

Love It or Leave It: Natalie Portman is Golden

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So there’s not much that Natalie Portman can do wrong, and this hair is no exception. I’ve personally never noticed Natalie as a blonde before, but this? Well. It’s pretty great, actually. While a lot of brunette celebrities look cookie-cutter, factory-made, but Natalie looks as striking and noticeable as ever. There’s no blending into the woodwork with this lady, that’s for certain. In fact? She might look even better in this photo than she did for her wedding. Why couldn’t she have gone for this entire look—dress included—for her wedding?

How do you prefer Natalie?

Details on Natalie Portman’s Wedding

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From People:

The wedding between Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied reflected not just the bride’s Jewish faith and the groom’s French nationality, but also the couple’s outlook on the world.

Instead of having flowers flown in, the ceremony featured wildflowers indigenous to the Big Sur coast where the ceremony took place, and instead of “fish or steak” the menu was strictly vegan in keeping with the bride’s diet.

Portman, 31, chose a traditional white gown from Rodarte, the same house that made the purple dress that Portman wore to the 2010 Oscars, and wore a crown of white wildflowers in her hair. The groom, 35, wore a midnight blue tux.

The 45-minute ceremony, said to be designed and coordinated by LA-based wedding planners Yifat Oren and Stefanie Cove, took place on a bluff overlooking the ocean and under a rustic Jewish chuppah made of twigs. They were surrounded by family – including 14-month-old son Aleph – and friends, including Ivanka Trump and Macaulay Culkin.

During the ceremony, the couple were wrapped in a tallits, a Jewish prayer shawl, and in keeping with custom, things ended with Millepied smashing a glass to shouts of “Mazel Tov!”

The reception was held under a tent at a private residence, and featured a Klezmer band. The newly married couple kicked the dancing off with a 20-minute hora dance before being lifted up in chairs by guests.

Eschewing the traditional wedding cake, the couple opted for French macarons.

When things wrapped up around 2 a.m., the approximately 100 guests took home packets of wildflower seeds as party favors. The packets were inscribed with a single word: “Merci.”

Doesn’t that all just sound so lovely? I’m just now starting to think about my own wedding, you know, beyond “nnnngh, wedding,” and it’s hard. I’ve got a pretty solid idea of what I want my dress to look like, and I think we’ve pretty much picked the venue, but everything else just seems overwhelming. Natalie‘s wedding sounds like a beautiful affair though, and it sounds really cohesive, like it had a theme but not in a tacky way. I’m sure having all the Jewish tradition to work with helps a lot, but man, I wish this girl could give me some tips.

Also, she’s still so, so gorgeous. Am I right?

Macaulay Culkin Put Down The Heroin Long Enough to Attend Natalie Portman’s Wedding

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That picture, by the way, isn’t recent, it’s from two years ago. I just got sick of using that sad picture of the skinny, strung out (allegedly) Macaulay Culkin. But also, it has Kieran Culkin in the background there, and Kieran is by far my favorite Culkin.

But anyway, here’s that news about how Macaulay showed up at Natalie Portman‘s wedding:

Macaulay Culkin wasn’t home alone on Saturday night.

The reclusive 31-year-old actor was among the 100 guests at Natalie Portman’s wedding to Benjamin Millepied at a private residence in Big Sur, Calif., a source confirms to Us Weekly.

Both former child stars, the actor and Oscar-winner Portman, also 31, have been “friends for years,” another insider explained to Us, and he was spotted hanging out with the actress and her son Aleph, now 13 months, back in February.

Oh god, Natalie let Macaulay hang around her son? I hope she didn’t leave him alone with him. He probably slipped the kid a sip of Red Bull. Ugh, can you imagine?

And also, no, I still haven’t seen a picture of Natalie Portman’s wedding dress. Like, none. I haven’t even seen a picture of like a shoe or a tiara or even a dumb old chair from the ceremony. This is bullshit.

UPDATE (made five minutes after I wrote this): Just kidding!

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Ugh.  So gorgeous.