LOL Justin Bieber is Launching a Fragrance for Deh Wimmenz
May 20, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

photo of justin bieber perfume someday buy picture purchase retail pics

Let’s take a guess as to what it’s going to smell like. I’m thinking something like ABC gum (har har har), nocturnal emissions, and … pencil shavings. Yup.

And you know what? Justin himself claims that the scent is a ‘fruity gourmand,’ so I’m probably pretty close with my guess. And also, what teenager (aside from the ones who have NYU lit graduates as publicists) uses the word ‘gourmand’? I’m no idiot, but I had to Google that shit to make sure I read it right. I’m sure I could have whipped out my good old context clue skills to figure out what he specifically meant by this, but THIS IS THE AGE OF TECHNOLOGY, guys. NO ONE has to think for themselves anymore, you know?

Anyway, the perfume is called ‘Someday,’ and while Justin himself didn’t create it, he had a large hand in how the concept came to life:

“Let’s be real, the way a girl smells is very important to a guy! I have such a deep connection with my fans, so creating a fragrance that I personally love is another way I can bring them closer to my world.”

Yes, let’s be real, shall we?: there’s no fucking way I’d spend $55 on ANYTHING even remotely related to Justin Bieber.

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11 Responses to “LOL Justin Bieber is Launching a Fragrance for Deh Wimmenz”

  1. skye says:
    May 20, 2011 at 8:05 am

    wow. LOOOVE the vaginal-like rose that acts as a stopper.

    Reply
  2. Manda says:
    May 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

    I was thinking the same lol

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  3. skye says:
    May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    lmao. great minds, great minds ;)

    Reply
  4. Mimi says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    looks like a cheap knockoff of marc jacobs lola

    Reply
  5. Kala says:
    June 12, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    i dont like selean gomez becase she’s dating justin bieber

    Reply
  6. Kala says:
    June 12, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    but i like sealen’s song’s

    Reply
  7. Kala says:
    June 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    does anyone no if justin bieber goes on this website

    Reply
  8. Kala says:
    June 13, 2011 at 7:00 am

    hey who wants to chat

    Reply
  9. Kala says:
    June 13, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    well justin bieber i wish he hated sealen case i love justin bieber

    Reply
  10. savanna says:
    July 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    will you mary me justin????

    Reply
  11. Kala says:
    July 24, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    hey

    Reply

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