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So Many People I Love Were At The Pirates of the Caribbean Premiere Last Night!

A photo of Steven Tyler and Mickey Mouse

Maybe it was an exaggeration to say “so many people I love” were there, but there was a good handful.  There was the eternally beautiful Johnny Depp, the always sexy Eliza Dushku, the constantly hilarious Martin Short, and the all around magical Mickey Mouse!  There were some other people there too, like Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, and Teri Hatcher and whatever she did to her face.  All of those people of varying wondrousness are just detracting from the main story though: why did they insist on making another movie about these damn pirates?

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