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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Justin Bieber, bwuahahaha! Show dem cheekbones, guuuurl.

Justin Bieber, bwuahahaha! Show dem cheekbones, guuuurl.

BEST AND WORST CELEBRITY LOOKS OF THE WEEK has arrived, and so has Justin Bieber‘s best look yet!

This seemed to be the week of bobbleheads, for both men and women alike. Everyone needs to stop losing and start gaining weight, like now.

Go through these looks of the week and give me your picks for who looks BEST, WORST, and most WTF. Mine are at the bottom!

(P.S.: For SAG Awards fashion, check out this post.)

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Anna Wintour. Giiiiirl…

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Teri Hatcher Posted an Entire Facebook Album of Herself in a Towel

Teri Hatcher stopped using botox and from the looks of it, she also stopped using her damn mind. I found a Facebook album of nine photos of Teri in terrycloth (like, she literally just got out of the shower), talking about the state of her face and botox usage. Um, perhaps she took the name “Facebook” a bit too literally?

The above photo had the following caption:

Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.
Alright, well, we’ve known older ladies in Hollywood to make declarations like this for some time, but the hits just kept coming. There are eight more pictures with similar captions, all taken at arms length like a MySpace profile default from 2004.
Check out the gallery below, or wander over to Teri’s Facebook page for the full effect.

Amazing!

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Holy shit!

Teri Hatcher looks like she ate at some point this year!!

She’s still quite slender, but I’m finally not afraid she’s going to snap in half. This is a much better look for her. She has curves and tone and definition. She looks like a woman and not a pre-pubescent boy. Whatever she’s doing, I hope she keeps at it.

At a benefit for the Lou Ruzo Center in Las Vegas.

Good Riddance!

Richard Hayes Stone, the uncle who Teri Hatcher accused of molesting her as a child, has died in prison of colon cancer.

He was serving a 14-year sentence for the molestation of a California teen, Sarah Van Cleemput. Sarah shot herself in the head in 2002 at the age of 14, leaving behind a note that said “You’re probably thinking that a normal teenager doesn’t do this; well, ask Dick.”

When Teri heard about the story, she told authorities her story of molestation by the same man, and that was all they needed to put him in prison, where he just died.

You won’t be missed around here, asshole.

Staying Strong!!!

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Marcia Cross has responded to the nude pics of her floating around the ‘Net by throwing herself into charity work.

This weekend, she read to kids at a charity fundraiser.

And on Monday, she and Teri Hatcher stuffed FEED bags, which I guess will somehow help provide food for African children for one year.

I assume they are selling the bags and then using the profits to feed the African children, because I really don’t think what starving African children need right now are Godiva and CDs.

Quotables

Andrea Bowen at Teri Hatcher’s Badgley Mischka Party

“I think she’s very classic and beautiful, and she dresses her age, which is really nice. Because I’m 17, and you always see—without mentioning any names—girls around my age trying so hard to look older and trying so hard…I learn a lot from her about embracing your beauty for what you are.”

Andrea Bowen, talking about Teri Hatcher, at a party celebrating the actress’s new Badgley Mischka campaign.

Teri Hatcher is the New Face of Badgley Mischka

Teri Hatcher Badgley Mischka Ads

The Olsen Twins and their creepy Shining-style ads are out, Teri Hatcher is in!

Hatcher is this season’s new face of Badgley Mischka.

“She’s a beautiful, smart woman, and I think our customer can relate to her,” said Mark Badgley.

Really? Does anyone even watch Desperate Housewives anymore? I couldn’t care less about Teri Hatcher, and I certainly don’t relate to her.