I would have guessed that J-Woww would have been the first of the Jersey Shore girls to get knocked up (and like, keep the baby,) but TMZ told us today that the show’s first mom is actually going to be Angelina Pivarnick.
Angelina, who left the show during its second season because she had “trust issues” with the rest of the cast (great instincts, right? Those will surely come in handy soon,) is pregnant with the child of her fiance, Dave Kovacs. The two became engaged back in February, and while no due date has been announced, I’m pretty sure that the it’s not a total coincidence that she just so happens to be pregnant. Shore-side shotgun wedding, anyone?
I have to admit that I really haven’t seen much of Jersey Shore and I’m not totally familiar with Angelina (isn’t she like, the least famous of the bunch?) but is there even a remote chance that this woman is capable of raising a child? I mean, score one for her for getting the hell out of that mess, but could someone who’s participated in binge drinking, fist pumping and on-air sex possibly be mom material?