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Quotables: You’re a Twat, Paris Hilton

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“Worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. What if there was a kid around the corner, you dumb bitch. … blonde piece of shit. [She] should apologize to humanity. [She’s just a] horrible excuse for a human being. I wouldn’t be as pissed if I weren’t a mom. What an irresponsible person. What a lame existence.”

Fairly Legal‘s Sarah Shahi, calling out Paris Hilton via Twitter for being the world’s biggest douchebag driver. According to Shahi, Hilton cut her off in traffic, and then later ran a stop sign.

Sarah, I’d be pissed too, girl.

Paris’s rep had no comment about Sarah’s Twitter tirade, but I’m willing to bet that Paris probably saw it in real time. She strikes me as the text-while-you’re-driving type of a-hole that I just want to RAM out on the streets, too.

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  • That is ironic that she is calling Paris a “blonde piece of shit” when she has revolting poo brown colored hair. She is obviously some E grade loser celebrity want to be who is trying to create some attention for her self by making up a story, if your going to do it, at least write proper sentences. What an attention whore.

  • Word. It’s a well known fact that Paris(ite) is a blonde piece of shit, a total waste of space and a horrible, racist person… so, what are we arguing about?

  • Poo brown hair? What are you, an idiot? She’s gorgeous, she’s been on at least two successful shows (IMHO) such as The L Word and Life and she’s actually gainfully employed, unlike your hero Paris. Why would she make up a lie about bimbo’s bad driving when it’s a well documented fact? Sheesh.

  • Paris is not my hero. I think she’s a joke like the rest of you. I am just sick of boring, plain, jealous, little, poo colored hair, brunettes being bitches to us blondes.

  • So your complaint is really that Shahi mentioned that PH is blonde, which bugs you because you’re blonde? Wow.

    And for the record, I’m queer as hell. I have a boyfriend and I dig guys like, a whole bunch. I would still bang the bejeezus out out Sarah Shahi.

    • Shane!, you’re awesome and funny.
      B, read a book. (Might I suggest Tina Fey’s Bpssypants. It’s really well written despite her poo brown hair)

  • Clearly all of you are either males or the plainest of girls who have not experienced a spiteful and nasty attitude from a jealous women, because I have to deal with that every day I leave the house. And I am sick of letting them get away with it becauseI am polite andi pitty them. I hope you enjoy your boring plain lives.

  • Before you even bother getting worked up about my grammar, calm down that’s what happens when you type on an iPhone. Get a life.

  • “becauseI am polite andi pitty them”

    Yeah. That’s right: “poo brown colored hair. She is obviously some E grade loser” “at least write proper sentences. What an attention whore”

    That’s pretty polite. I hope you don’t ‘pitty’ yourself too. At least write what now?

  • I have no problem with blondes or beautiful people(or even people who need to tell you they are beautiful on the internet).

    I do have a problem with Paris Hilton, and other people who feel entitled because they consider themselves too pretty or rich to have to follow regular laws. Also, Paris is a racist and a hater.

    To the offended blondes:
    Yes Blonde jokes are sexist and unfair, and I hope to never hear any again. But can we stop pretending that being blonde makes anyone the target of real discrimination, or jealousy. Maybe people are mean to you because you acted superior, or for a reason that has nothing to do with yellow hair.

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