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Love It or Leave It: Classy Taylor Momsen!

A photo of Taylor Momsen at the Kids' Choice Awards

Did you guys watch the Kids’ Choice Awards this past weekend?  I watched them with my roommate because nothing was on after we finished watching Romeo and Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio version, we’re not nerds) and we both really care about iCarly (great show, right?), and let me just tell you, it was a wonderful choice. Especially when precious little Taylor Momsen showed her lovely face.

Look at her, you guys!  Look how classy she looks!  She’s wearing pants – she never wears pants! And look at how natural her makeup looks (for her)!  And doesn’t it just warm your heart to see how happy she looks?  So touching.

This was my actual reaction when I saw her.  My roommate was like “who is that girl?” and of course I started talking about all her virtues, and the roomie said “well, that little girl is wearing entirely too much makeup, and she needs to pull that stick out of her ass.”  And that’s the moment I realized just how trashy and sad this girl is, and I took a moment of silence for her. That was Saturday night, but now it’s Monday morning and I’m back to being really proud of Taylor for wearing pants and not exposing her illegal breasts.  How about you?

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