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0The Situation Was SO FUNNY on Donald Trump’s Roast Last Night!

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino at Donald Trump's Roast

Did you watch it?  If you did, then you know that Donald Trump definitely wasn’t the belle of the ball – that honor belongs to The Situation.  His jokes for Donald and the rest of the roasters were not only hilarious, they were also followed by a touching and graceful message of respect and admiration for all involved.  Oh, wait, that wasn’t The Situation?  His segment was riddled with boos and he he had to be rescued by Jeffrey Ross?  That doesn’t seem right to me.

Maybe The Situation looked so bad on TV last night because Comedy Central edited out some of his best jokes:

“Yo Snoop, what up dawg … you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump’s ancestors were into real estate … and your ancestors were considered property.”

“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin blows onstage in Tijuana … Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  … have you ever done anything else actually?”

“Trump is a good looking dude … if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin’s ears.”

Sarcasm aside, too far, The Situation. Whatever happened to all your inspirational words, and why couldn’t you spare a few for beautiful Marlee Matlin?

March 16, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

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