See that lady in the photo above? That’s Mary Perry Hudson (the older lady, not weird-looking Katy Perry – that picture was taken in 2008, but doesn’t she look way different?), and she’s got some words to say. Before we analyze anything, let’s just take a gander at Mom’s book proposal:
“Amid a torrent of negative reports from tabloid magazines and entertainment shows, Mary Hudson wants to tell ‘her story’ and dispel a lot of rumors. Katy’s success has impacted her ministry in both negative and positive ways. She loves her daughter very much and is very proud of her accomplishments, but disagrees with a lot of choices she makes in her career. This memoir is to set the record straight. It is not Christian proselytizing or a Katy Perry tell-all. It is the story of Mary Perry Hudson.”
I think they threw in that “it’s not Christian proselytizing or a Katy Perry tell-all” because it’s Christian proselytizing AND a Katy Perry tell-all. Because not trying to be rude or anything, but who would buy a book about some lady who just happened to be Katy Perry’s mom?
Based on Mrs. Mary Perry Hudson’s past statements, I would definitely be interested in reading this book. I would read all about Katy’s promotion of those damned homosexuals and how “I Kissed a Girl” hurt the Lord Jesus Christ’s feelings, and I would do so because I love absurdism. What about you?