I don’t know about you, but I’m all about seeing celebrities without makeup, without Photoshop, without all of the glitz and the glam that goes along with walking the red carpet for whatever event or hitting up the walk outside of David Letterman’s studio. It means a bunch to know that many of these celebrities are normal-looking people that just happen to have the benefit of possessing some of the finest makeup artists and stylists in the world to make them look almost supernatural – and it’s wicked encouraging for the quite-average-looking person like myself.
So here’s Whitney Port getting a manicure. And guys? She looks like my next-door neighbor. … If, you know, my next-door neighbor wasn’t a sixty-six year-old man that walked with a limp and a leer and shook his fist every time I went outside.