“You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. … She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”

Oh how I would just LOVE to see a Kathy Griffin-Sarah Palin bitchfight erupt. It’d be grand on an epic scale of all holy hell.

A little back story – Griffin said, earlier this year, that her goal over the next twelve months would be to destroy Sarah’s youngest daughter, Willow, because Griffin hates people who hate other people, OK?  And though it’d be thoroughly intriguing to find out what kind of menace Kathy could wreak upon the girl, who’s rumored to be a bigoted homophobe, and her life, she’s still a fucking sixteen-year-old girl. And I know – Miley was once a sixteen-year-old girl, too, and sometimes those are the better ages as a person evolves into the devil themselves, but give the kid a chance. She’s a Palin, after all, right? Left to her own devices, she’s sure to self-destruct for awhile at the very least.

Who would win in a celebrity death match between Kathy and Sarah, and what weapons would you like to see be used? (I’m pulling for WMDs, but a little birdie told me that they just. don’t. exist.)

5 Responses to “Quotables: Sarah Palin Blasts Kathy Griffin”

1. Beet Czar says:

   March 7, 2011 at 12:43 pm

   Team Palin… in a bitchfight, it would go to Griffin because Sarah Palin is not a lowlife piece of garbage like Kathy Griffin. I’m sure there are other, though lower profile, emotionally immature children she can kick, right?

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2. Señor Loco says:

   March 7, 2011 at 1:05 pm

   I think Griffin has become a real asshole as of late, and that the troops that she went and tried to entertain let her know that all too well. Making mean-spirited jokes about a teenager’s weight in public pretty much shows what ignorant trash that she really is.

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   • Muttley Macclad says:

     March 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm

     I’m gonna have to go ahead and “weigh in” on the side of Senor Loco on this one… Doh!

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3. evilbeetdouche says:

   March 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm

   Griffin v. Palin. Kathy’s head on a pike is what I’m guessing.

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4. blasted1 says:

   March 7, 2011 at 10:50 pm

   What’s wrong with the kid, other than having Sarah Palin for a mother, that is?

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