Ke$ha Tries to Be All Hot and Stuff for Maxim
Mar 07, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

photo of kesha for maxim hot pictures

While my friends and I were busy trying to figure out whether Ke$ha would smell like half-rotted fish, stale bottom-shelf menthol cigarettes, and unwashed scalp, Ke$ha went and did this photo shoot for Maxim, cheesily titled ‘She Will Rock You,’ and blew our general suppositions all to hell. We scrambled like frightened birds, totally thrown by the potential for a ‘hot’ Ke$ha and had to regroup a day later to reconvene our think tank.

Now I think she probably smells like the inside of an unused condom (awright, you caught me – I really meant used) PLUS all that other stuff. You know what sweating in latex reeks like after three or four hours … don’t you?

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13 Responses to “Ke$ha Tries to Be All Hot and Stuff for Maxim”

  1. Muttley Macclad says:
    March 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    I’m gonna be the first to say, I wouldn’t wanna kit that cooter. It’s been places I don’t wanna go….

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  2. Muttley Macclad says:
    March 7, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Ooops.. “hit”, not “kit”. But I wouldn’t wanna do that ‘neither!

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  3. Anonymous says:
    March 7, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    kill all of it with fire

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  4. Lou says:
    March 7, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    I love her.

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  5. Rachel says:
    March 8, 2011 at 5:47 am

    She looks photoshopped all to hell.

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  6. HopOnPop says:
    March 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    bet you her crotch still smells like rotten fish though

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  7. Lou says:
    March 8, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    why do you people not like her? like, really?

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    • Anonymous says:
      March 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      who DO people like her ? like, really ?

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      • lou says:
        March 19, 2011 at 5:34 am

        because, her music is pleasing to the ears, the lyrics are relevant [[scoff all you want, they highly relevant to those in the 19 yr old girl circuit]] annnnd she’s a funny fucker. Also, kind of a new age feminest.

  8. L says:
    March 8, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    I think the reason why she can’t do sexy is because her pupils are tiny.

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  9. Anonymous says:
    March 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    damn it kesha why do you always look so high and fucken trashy ? fuck .

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