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So? I know there was a shit ton of you who were wicked excited to get a look at Britney’s new video in its entirety. Did you stay up to watch it? Was it worth it? Better than Justin Bieber’s appearance on last night’s CSI? Did you love it? Did you totally just die?
I happened to catch it as I was flipping through the channels right before bed, and even though I considered the song to be that of seizure music, it was appropriately fitting, because Britney’s dancing reminded me of a deceased relative, who’d go into fits of seizures once in a blue moon. On the whole, I was happy, because I was able to reminisce about days gone by and blunt objects being inserted into mouths as to avoid biting one’s tongue off.
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