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Caption This: Britney Spears, The Bridesmaid

A photo of Britney Spears

Britney’s assistant got married yesterday in Miami, and guess who she picked to be her maid of honor?  At least it looks like Britney managed to get her weave under control for the special occasion.

While I think it’s sweet that Britney stepped up for her assistant, I can’t help but wonder about the girl who chooses Britney to be her maid of honor.  Can’t you just imagine her telling handsy groomsmen to “kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass” and making this face when the bartender cuts her off during the reception?  I don’t know about you guys, but that does not sound like anything I would want to occur on my Special Day.

Photo via TMZ

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