Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!




8Caption This: Britney Spears, The Bridesmaid

A photo of Britney Spears

Britney’s assistant got married yesterday in Miami, and guess who she picked to be her maid of honor?  At least it looks like Britney managed to get her weave under control for the special occasion.

While I think it’s sweet that Britney stepped up for her assistant, I can’t help but wonder about the girl who chooses Britney to be her maid of honor.  Can’t you just imagine her telling handsy groomsmen to “kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass” and making this face when the bartender cuts her off during the reception?  I don’t know about you guys, but that does not sound like anything I would want to occur on my Special Day.

Photo via TMZ

January 30, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Britney Spears

8 Responses to “Caption This: Britney Spears, The Bridesmaid”

  1. avicutez says:

    She looks pretty. Shut up already.

  2. laprns says:

    Why act like such an ass? She looks great in that picture and she was an attendant at her assistant’s wedding for pity’s sake. Most celebrities wouldn’t even acknowledge that their assistant was getting married much less participate.

  3. Britney says:

    Looks don’t always say what a person is truly inside.

  4. anna says:

    yall need to stop

  5. Wermfud says:

    God, she couldn’t even do SOMETHING with her hair when she was in a wedding? Aren’t there people she can pay for stuff like that?

  6. Satan says:

    She looks gross, her neck is the exact width of her fucking head.

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.