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Quotables: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Relationships With Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt

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You guys chose Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin to split in ’11, and you also named her and Martin for one of the recent blind items (don’t you just love those fucking things), and here’s some more fodder to add to the growing list indicating that Paltrow and Martin’s marriage is over: Miss Smarmy Goopy Private Pants is dishing on old relationships – like, Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt old. We’re talking, what, ’97? ’98? Someone’s apparently looking to stir up some publicity for some ‘unknown’ reason if you ask me.

According to E!, Gwen claims that being in a relationship with both Affleck and Pitt was ‘strange’:

“It was strange to be part of a public couple.”

She also claims that though she was practically Hollywood royalty, what with being the golden child of Blythe Danner and Bruce Paltrow, she still worked hard for her money to party with Robert Kennedy Jr. and his sharp-shouldered cohorts. Gwen claims that daddy still wouldn’t line her pockets in light of who she was palling around with, either:

“I would say ‘Dad, I can’t go out to dinner, I have no money,’ and he would say ‘you’re welcome to come over here and eat at our house anytime, but I’m not giving you money for your social life.”

Gwen’s mother, apparently part of the interview, interjects and states:

“We could have paid for everything and had a spoiled kid. [But] I think it’s really important for people to work hard.”

Yeah, I agree. Totally. Which is why I’m so confused as to how your daughter turned out to be a self-centered, sanctimonious little turd that prides herself on comments of ‘do this, not that.’

Sorry, Gwen, but if this little interview was supposed to make people feel like you’re more than a fame-seeking robot with extra-good skin, it failed. By bringing up your sex history with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck, arguably two of the hottest men in Hollywood at one point, it only made me yearn for the more simple days of celebrity gossip like 1995 – when Seven was a box-office hit, Brad Pitt hadn’t even thought of boning Angelina Jolie yet and was still riding the coattails of Legends of the Fall‘s fame (loved that fucking movie), and when Kevin Spacey the serial killer handed over your head in a box.

4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • What is your problem with Gwyneth? She is classy, talented and intelligent. You’re always so hateful about her. Give it a rest.

  • So wheres the fucking part about her talking about fucking brad pitt……….another fucking asshole blogger