Or, you know, just breakups that sucked. We here at Evil Beet take celebrity breakups and makeups pretty seriously, and when something big breaks like these ten relationship bust-ups, it really gives us a lift. Because we’re celebrity gossip bloggers. It might sound insensitive, but come on – we live for this shit, no doubt. And you do, too, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Without further ado, the Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups of 2010:
10: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
I totally thought these guys would be forever. Surviving High School Musical, they were the ultimate in high school sweethearts. And you know that the likelihood of high school sweethearts just making it in the real world is astronomically huge. Boo, guys. Boo.
9. Courteney Cox and David Arquette
A lot of people thought this was a fleeting thing when the two decided to publicly split, but after Arquette’s admission of H-list sex and boozing it up on the town, it feels like a reconciliation is not even on the menu anymore.
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8. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy
I know, I know … it’s crazy that a pair like this would break up, but come on. You’re dealing with serial dater Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jamie Kennedy really just lucked out that he was able to hook up with her – even if it was just because she was going through her chub phase – so I suppose all is not lost, right?
7. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
Amazing – a star of athletics sending racy text messages to another woman and allegedly cheating on his wife. That, you know, just doesn’t happen these days. Not since Tiger Woods, right?
6. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Here’s to all you haters that said their marriage wouldn’t last more than three-and-a-half years – it did. It lasted almost five. And wasn’t that some crazy shit when Xtina was supposedly muff diving with Samantha Ronson? Guys, I didn’t sleep for a week.
5. Al Gore and Tipper Gore
You’d think that a couple who went the distance and shared the same last name would survive marriage in the new millenium, but you were wrong. Al Gore might be able to save the planet, but not his marriage.
4. Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas
Oh Camp Rock costars. How your on-screen chemistry smites me so and makes me yearn for better days. These two were the ideal up-and-coming Disney couple – at least until Joe broke it off to be a man-ho and Demi lost it, clocked a bitch and went into treatment.
3. Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva
This sure turned out to be a shitshow, didn’t it? I mean, I think half of people expected it to, being that Mel left his long-term wife Robin for a chick that’s only claim to real fame is getting knocked up by old action movie stars, but hey. This is Hollywood, guys.
2. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston
Just when you think these two crazy kids went and ironed out their vast differences for the sake of their child, Levi goes all famewhore and tries at every turn to become the man he’ll never be. And here Bristol thought he’d changed enough to give him multiple chances. Come the fuck on. Sheesh.
1. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James
I think the thing that stuck in the gut of most people who followed this story obsessively was that someone – even someone like Jesse James – would cheat on humanitarian-award-winning-actress Sandra Bullock with women like Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee. Apparently, some people have no standards (OK, that’s a lie – some people don’t have normal standards) and feel it’s alright to fuck around on one of the best ladies in Hollywood. Don’t say it can’t happen to you, guys. Keep vigilant in 2011.
What stars do you think have the highest likelihood of checking out of their relationships in the new year?
No Tiger Woods?
Actually was very surprised by Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C Hall
that’s cool but i am shocked with it just like saaaaam says jennifer Carpenter and Micheal C Hall…