I have a lot of love for Hugh Jackman. I mean, a whole lot of love. In my dorm room last year, I arranged this Trashy Girl collage on the inside of my closet door to amuse myself every morning – they were mostly pictures from Maxim of dumb-looking girls in football jerseys dribbling toothpaste and milk down their chins – and the centerpiece of the collage? A picture of Hugh Jackman in a downtrodden pose, looking disappointed at the female youth of the country. Ok, maybe you had to be there, but the point is that I adore Hugh Jackman, and I also adore puppies, and beautiful dudes playing with puppies? It’s almost too much wonderful.