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Quotables: Christina Aguilera Dishes on Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman

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“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it. I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. … When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.”

I’m also sure that it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she, one morning, woke up in a sweaty, feverish, and sober realization that she married the offspring of Steven Spielberg and a reject Muppet, just without all of the money and a lot more wiry fuzz.

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