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Guess Who’s Pregnant!

Yup, if you have eyes, you guessed it: Lily Allen! (And, uh, if you don’t have eyes, what the hell are you doing, trying to read this website? You have no eyes.)

Allen announced today that she’s carrying a child, conceived with her boyfriend, Sam Cooper. This will be the first child for both parties.

Damn, and to think: it wasn’t all that long ago that Lily was flashing her multi-nipples, getting publicly inebriated, and picking fights with Sir Elton John. You’ve come a long way, girl. It gives people like Lindsay Lohan hope to hear about these things. Just, uh, don’t get any ideas, Linds. I’d hope that procreation is far, far at the bottom of your list — if even on it.

Congratulations!

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