I know it’s been just forever, but do you guys remember Simon Monjack? Brittany Murphy’s husband? The one who died not six months after Murphy herself passed?
Well, it turns out that the LA County Coroner has got the final word back on Monjack’s autopsy: Monjack’s cause of death was the same as his late wife, Brittany’s. Back in December, Brittany died from what was said ultimately to be pneumonia and anemia, and the coroner has released a statement stating that Monjack, who passed away in May, died of … pneumonia and anemia.
It’s the mom. It’s totally the mom. She’s a vampire who, after sucking her victim’s blood, replaces the lost blood with some kind of watery substitute, which ultimately settles in the lungs — hence, the whole pneumonia thing.
No, I’m joking. I don’t know whether she’s a vampire or not, jeez.
But the whole thing’s pretty weird, if you ask me.