Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Robert Shapiro Sure Moves Quick

Shortly after landing herself the big deal lawyer, Robert Shapiro, and less than a week before she’s due for jail, Lindsay Lohan checked into a sober living house.

She checked in yesterday to the house (founded by Shapiro himself, natch), and she’s already received such illustrious visitors as her mother Dina, Samantha Ronson, and her new lady friend, Eilat Anschel.  It looks like Shapiro is trying to show Judge Revel that Lindsay is really trying this time, ok, she’s really trying so hard to be sober so she doesn’t even need to go to jail even a little bit.

I don’t think she’s going to buy it, Rob.  If Lindsay had checked into a sober living house probably any other time in her life than six days before she’s supposed to go to jail, it might have looked like she was validly trying to get help.  As it were, it just looks like she’s a day late and a dollar short, both for looking sane and for taking any kind of care of herself.