Her name is Eilat Anschel, and she’s a former member of the Israeli Defense Force. Oh, and she’s kinda hot. Did you happen to notice? Of course you did.
According to sources, Lohan and Anschel have gotten quite cozy over the past few weeks, after they met in LA a few months back when Anschel finished up some of her IDF duties. Friends of the new couple state that Anschel has been really great at wiping away Lindsay’s most recent barrage of self-induced tears, and Lindsay is, in turn — naturally — becoming quite obsessed with and possessive of the Israeli beauty.
But no, there’s been no word if the coked-out screaming matches have begun. That’s usually reserved for the six-week mark of the relationship. You’ve got time to get the fuck out, Eilat, and get the fuck out you should — before it’s too late, baby.
Oh, and am I the only one who thinks that Anschel kind of resembles Samantha Ronson, just in a more effeminate way? Two thumbs up, Linds. Though all of your relationships seem doomed to fail, I’m giving you the go-ahead on this one — you’ve got my full blessing, so make me proud, girl.