“Will you just have my baby, and let’s just get it over?”
–Kid Rock to Sheryl Crow at this year’s CMT Music Awards.
Girl. Kid Rock is, by far, one of music’s hottest manly-man guys out there. He’s hot in that “I’m repulsed by my attraction to you and that makes it all the more hotter” kind of way, and if you had any inkling about what great sex is, you’d better take him up on his offer.
‘Cause, you know, unless he’s gonna be a sperm donor (which would be a waste of such hot, hot fornication), you’ve got to do the do with him.
One could only imagine that sex with Kid Rock would have to be a mind-blowing, spirit-altering experience.
Am I right or am I right?