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C’mon, Lindsay…

So LiLo hit the bottle at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty and activated her blood alcohol level-monitoring SCRAM anklet. The judge is dragging her ass into court. Like, now. 3 PM today.

From RadarOnline:

As RadarOnline.com reported exclusively on Tuesday, officials from the SCRAM company were presenting the judge with a report about why the bracelet was triggered and Lindsay’s alcohol level.

Now the parties are ready to meet to review the SCRAM report and discuss Lindsay.

The troubled star could face jail time if the judge in her case rules that the actress violated the conditions of her bail – which include abstaining from alcohol and submitting to random drug testing.

Damn, girl. Just show off the damn bracelet and stick to Red Bull for a minute. You’ve done this before, right?

It’s quite clear that Lindsay’s judge isn’t messing around and her lawyers were seen earlier at the court house attempting to prepare for what’s inevitably going to be a lot of their client’s ass getting schooled.

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  • How do I make excuses? Let me count the ways:

    My friend spilled their drink on my ankle, my dog drank some vodka and then thought that my ankle was a tree, my drunk friend dropped something on the floor and when they bent over to pick it up, they breathed alcohol breath on my ankle…

    But I’m just a young girl from New Jersey, being real, not like those out-of-control Hollywood kids – you can’t send me to jail!

    Good luck, Linds. Maybe there’ll be some women just like Samantha Ronson waiting for you in a cosy cell for two.

  • I highly doubt she’ll get schooled by the judge considering she should have done a million years of jail time by now, and hasn’t. The law is far too lenient over there. It’s a pity though because she’s fucked up so much and if it happened outside of Cailfornia she would be in jail by now.

  • This chick must be a complete imbecile. The judge lectured her ass, set the ground rules, put a monitor bracelet on her, and she still goes drinking. That spells r-e-t-a-r-d.

    • It spells a-d-d-i-c-t. But jail isn’t rehab, so if she goes in, just imagine how she’ll celebrate when she gets out.

      And her mom will probably be there getting more wasted than her daughter.

  • its sad that most rich + famous people are fucked up/get fucked up from being rich + famous… guess its hard to keep your head on straight in hollywood when everything is handed to you for free. its funny, rich + famous people can afford to pay, they are the last people who should get stuff for free. even drugs+alcohol :)

  • she most definitely is an alcoholic if she couldnt resit drinking knowing that she will face jail time if her SCRAM bracelet is activated. i feel sorry for her.

  • So, Molls was at the after party. I’m guessing she set the bitch up just for the LULZ.

  • Reports are saying a small amount of booze. I would think that if she was going to drink she would just go for it and get shit faced.

    How many alcoholics do you know that just have a small amount of booze? Some nice friend might just be trying to help her into rehab. You know damn well there will be no jail time.

    • She was probably thinking that f she only drank a little then it wouldn’t set off her bracelet. But really, I mean if she was going for it she might as well have bottomed out.

  • Hey Molls arent you the one close to Sam now ? Remember when Sam was taking Linds with her in bars and clubs all year making big money of her ? What about then ? Go suck Sam post caddy pics and leave Lindsay alone. Loser. You easily hit someone when there down.

  • Mz Lohan just can’t stop being a turbulent, costly, forceful demonic suicidal rebel without whining, lying, a clue, and ally.. Hooray for HER demented bravery in the face of imminent destruction;we shrug and move on with our busy lives.