Hayden Panettiere was photographed frolicking on the beach yesterday — without her Jack and the Beanstalk giant boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko. And though he’s not pictured in these latest photographs, I thought I’d do a “Bang or Bust” on those two, ’cause they’re just so damned adorable together. It was like when Gary Coleman married Gummy McBallgag Shannon Price.
Panettiere, who I’m kind of indifferent about in her wee existence, looks banging hot in her two-piece lifeguard-looking bikini and I think it’s honestly a toss-up between her and her super-sized boyfriend.
Who would you rather? Eeny-weenie midget porn or orifice-ripping boxer sex? The choice … is yours.
Hayden has never looked hotter.
I dunno…she looks like a really hot midget…but I’d still “do” her!
I’d do Hayden if she drove a clown car in my bedroom, and I’m scared of clowns
Hello k(t)itty.
It is more shocking-nasty if I use a child’s logo..
AWWW I have that same swimsuit!!
I’d love to feel up her sexy legs and eat them up