Jun 08, 2010 at 07:25 am by Sarah

photo of Hayden Panettiere at the beach in a red bikini

Hayden Panettiere was photographed frolicking on the beach yesterday — without her Jack and the Beanstalk giant boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko. And though he’s not pictured in these latest photographs, I thought I’d do a “Bang or Bust” on those two, ’cause they’re just so damned adorable together. It was like when Gary Coleman married Gummy McBallgag Shannon Price.

Panettiere, who I’m kind of indifferent about in her wee existence, looks banging hot in her two-piece lifeguard-looking bikini and I think it’s honestly a toss-up between her and her super-sized boyfriend.

Who would you rather? Eeny-weenie midget porn or orifice-ripping boxer sex? The choice … is yours.

7 Responses to “Bang or Bust: Hayden Panettiere”

  1. H says:

    Hayden has never looked hotter.

  2. Bus says:

    I dunno…she looks like a really hot midget…but I’d still “do” her!

  3. Sprocket says:

    I’d do Hayden if she drove a clown car in my bedroom, and I’m scared of clowns

  4. evilbeetdouche says:

    Hello k(t)itty.

  5. Anonymous says:

    It is more shocking-nasty if I use a child’s logo..

  6. Kelsey says:

    AWWW I have that same swimsuit!!

  7. raper says:

    I’d love to feel up her sexy legs and eat them up

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