Just when you thought these two were neva going to make it, they continue to appear in public together — the giant and his Jackoff the Beanstalk.
The tiny Heroes star, Panettiere, emerged in public with her massive boxer-boyfriend in order to catch the LA premiere of The Perfect Game, which Hayden’s little brother happens to star in.
… Fuck, I’ll say it since you won’t: seeing these two together always makes me think of sex. Sex, SEX, sex. Can you imagine these two having sex? Come on … don’t say you didn’t think of it yourself … It’s almost on its way to crazy-compelling.
Or is it just me?
Totally… Isn’t it like hayden’s face could only reach his chest?
maybe this stereotype of big hands = big dick is a sham… maybe she´s just very flexible
Nope, I thought of SEX SEX SEX too. He must feel like he’s fucking a 10 year old…he’s gigantic next to her!
BWAHAHAH!! I thought I was the only one! All I can think of when I see pictures of them together is “How exactly does that work?” and “I bet some crazy porno type stuff goes down between them.”
Maybe her insides are a big gaping hole like the one in her head!?! Only kidding but I have heard its fun nailing a tiny girl because you can lift her up and bounce her up & down on…
oi, her vag is gunna be WRECKED by the time she reaches 30!
amen sister sarah…. come on guys…admit it. these two are hot together. kinky and really hot.
At least her knees aren’t going to have rug burns from giving blow jobs. She can just stand there and perform without even bending down.
i was thinking the exact same thing! she can give BJ’s standing up
Sarah, you use the f-word in almost every post. Any chance you can cut down a little?
I’ve noticed that you use a lot of spaces in your comments, any chanceyoucancutdownonthatalittle? Bring me some crab and some soup in a bread bowl, sfgirl.
ha!!
fuck is like my favorite word. anyways, this is the first picture i have seen of these two, and before i even read your post i was all like, sex. also, one time i saw these two people leaving a bar, together, and this chick was super tall, and this guy she was with was a whole lot shorter, and this older lady standing next to me just goes, “you know, if you’re nose to nose, your toes are in it, but if you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it” and i was like, dont ever talk to me like that again. anyways.
OMG THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY
Any of you notice that they are sort of dressed alike?? lol
Are you saying Hayden won’t be able to walk because Wladimir is well endowed? Is he really?
I wasn’t thinking about sex. I was like ‘is this photo shopped?’ This man can’t be so big or this woman can’t be so tiny. Other than the height, they make a decent looking couple.
No kissing during the act-unless somebody’s a contortionist.
she’s basically the perfect size to ride him like a little cowgirl.
At least he’s not an Englishman.
I’m totally smiling right now because of this post
I love that our dirty minds think the same
….now imagine he is black.
What happens to hayden’s tight white in your mind now?
Well seeing that his fingers are the size of bananas and the porn with Eastern European guys, I don’t think black guys are any Competition for him. In the ring or the bedroom lol.
Some women enjoy getting pounded the hell out. Clearly she wants a massive dick inside her. Maybe she also likes the challenge of deep throat, and a dick she can’t even get her fingers around.
a man’s penis size is not necessarily proportional to his body size, dude.
she is soo wearing that hat to add some inches to her height
yeah and she’s wearing heels too.
I’M SOOO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HER. How amazingly hot is that big, bad, Eastern beast of a man. He’s got a wicked accent as well, and he’s really smart.
I wish I was smaller. My boyfriend is very tall but not THIS tall. :P