Lil Wayne, or Weezy, or whatever the fuck this douchenozzle goes by nowadays — you know, the one that’s in jail now or whatever — recently launched a new website (from jail, mind you) by the name of WeezyThanxU.com. According to reps, Wayne wants to keep in touch with his
publix public while in the pokey and what better way to do it than taking to the internet — via some kind of misplaced bureaucratic-bullshit privilege?
I think this guy, his entire website and the all the high-horse, self-praising crap that comes out of his foul-assed mouth is totally reprehensible. Dude’s in jail, not time-out at the daycare center. I don’t give a rat’s ass if he is some kind of convoluted celebrity or not — when you go to jail, it’s to be punished, not to make a mockery of the entire judicial system not only by taking advantages of opportunities that no other inmates get, but by blasting the powers that be who allowed your nasty ass these perks to begin with.
This guy is totally no stranger to making uneducated, baseless assumptions relative to crime, punishment and polite society; he took to his Twitter around the time that he was sentenced and blasted the court system by saying:
“Law is mind without reason … I’ll return.”
“Law is mind without reason.” Classic. Thought-provoking. Spoken like a true rebel fourteen year-old.
An excerpt from this guy’s first blog entry, just to underscore how ridiculous he actually is:
“Love. Live. Life. Proceed. Progress. That’s who I am and who I’ll always be. You see, we’re all living on borrowed time, so I’m not worried about this situation.” [Ed. Note: That’s … great. I’m glad you’re not worrying about the fact that YOU’RE IN PRISON.]
Wayne goes on to say that he’s “aware” of his “haters”:
“To those who hate. Hate is only a form love that hasn’t found a way to express itself logically.”
Yeah, I’m going to have to strenuously beg to differ on that one. Yes, Wayne, I am a self-proclaimed hater. But believe me … it’s not because I don’t “logically” know how to express my love. It’s because you, kind sir, are an asshole and I kind of have this affinity for despising deplorable human beings, sorry pally-o.
But whatever. I’m sure you’re glad that you’re in the slammer, Wayne. It’ll give you lots of fodder for your next album … gotta build that cred one way or another. Or something.