Okay, so we didn’t really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like “Hey guys! I got married awhile back!” because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn’t had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’ll never happen, dude.
It dosen’t matter lol. A reliable source said he has a relationship with a super model who posted a profile at a celebs dating site named Richromances.com which is a site for beautiful people. His fans are busy with talking about it now uhmmm~~~~
so she didnt marry him for looks, personality, money, or sex …
baffling.
Beet, can we possibly stop susiewww from posting about that damn site?
It’s REALLY getting annoying now!
Way too much information, man. I’m shaking my head to empty it of these creepy thoughts…
So, to recap, Gary Coleman throws things at her, berates her, and scares her with his temper. He’s a foot shorter than her. He’s 18 years older than her. They’ve shared no conjugal moments. She’s in charge of Coleman merchandising, which is nowhere near as dynamic as Dualstar. He’s pretty much insolvent. But somehow she was attracted to his personality and the way he treats her. This is a Hallmark special waiting to happen.
Classic example of woman with NO self esteem and TINY MAN who needs to prob. be in jail for abuse.
We all know that Gary is socially retarded. Child Star Curse strikes again!
Tarn is right.
Maybe it doesn’t reach.
hes an angry contolling midget she needs an april divorce
She needs to beat him like he stole something and an April divorce.
yawn
haha she’s totally fucking other people
lex is right there is only one virgin in the family
*points and laughs*
I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
he needed to reach the stuff on the top shelf people
it’s hard to watch that video and just know that they hate each other already
They don’t need to procreate because they’re both UGLY as hell. Plz don’t make any babies. We already have Brit and LL we need no more crazy ugly kids running around.
Are any of y’all really surprised?? I mean, come ON, now!!
Co-sign with JK. Them kids would be hideous! LOL
Didn’t he run off with a Michael Jackson impersonator that turned him against his parents when he was 18? Dude and that MJ Impersonator checked into a Hawaii hotel as “father and son” for a few weeks. He’s gay, I’m convinced, he is using this chick to get people talking about him. He’s looking for some kind of relevancy.
Oh shit, I can’t stop laughing!
He’ impotent because of his illness–he should have just kept his mouth shut about it–or maybe he is gay either way who cares? I mean really
“what’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
2 WORDS HE UGLY
THAT BITCH IS BUCKLED
I Adopted both gary colenan and todd briges back in 1978, they were about to be sold into slavery.
But i stepped in and offer the slave trader 500 bucks for there pair of them.
My daughter dana said she would feel safer if they were castrated and kept chained up at night when there not working on the plantation.
I agreed and dana castrated both of them, they were docile creatures for many years untill one day my overseerer caught them both having anal sex, i horse whippe there pair of them and informed them that if caught engaging in homosexual behaviour again i would cut there ears off.
Time went on and we ended up doing a sit-com called different strokes, originally the script had them call me massa drummond but that was all changed.
Anyway coleman is now dead, so it all turned out good in the end.
I horse whipped todd-bridges a couple of weeks back for refusing to pick cotton and have not heard from him since.
He is no doubt working his butt off out in the fields like a good negro
Gary colemans death was celebrated by his parents, they took out a 5millon dollar life insurance policy on him a few months before the little negro kicked the bucket.
End of the day, coleman was born to live in pain and die in agony from a stroke.
Good riddance little sambo, you pissed off your massa now your going to hell..
Hot dog im so glad coleman is dead, he is a dead queer, dead fag, dead dwarf, dead loser, dead nigger
Is coleman still dead?
I hope so, only joking, cant imagine gary coleman comming back from the dead, to be honest he wasnt much good at living.
Thats what killed him lol.
I should have put him and his brother willis back on the block and sold them both for scrap/damaged stock,
They were pretty dam lazy niggers that even after a good whoopin still done poor work, all i can hope for is that he died a painfull death and is getting his ass whooped by satan
Nigga please, can you lend a nigga a pencil, to much nigga culture going on.