So, I am obsessed with the Three Men and a Baby movies. If you don’t get it, fuck you. I don’t have time to explain awesomeness to you. You’re either in or you’re out.
Now, there’s been a rumor going around that there’s going to be a third movie in the series starring all of the original cast and it will be called Three Men and a Bride. Tom Selleck even confirmed it in an interview with MTV. I am making a public declaration: If this is true and the movie is made, I will attend the opening night and then commit suicide in the bathroom of the movie theater immediately after the screening. I will murder myself. Because you wanna know why? Life can’t go anywhere after sweet baby Mary is walked down the aisle by Tom, Steve and Ted. There’s really nothing left for me to experience. Perhaps this is why I should have held on to my virginity all these years. Then and only then would I have something to continue holding out for.
So let’s do this, guys! Let’s get my life over with!