Bret Michaels Back in Hospital For a Stroke and a Hole in His Soul
May 21, 2010 at 09:38 am by Sarah

photo of poison frontman bret michaels on stage singing

Wait, sorry, that’s Aerosmith.  Michaels has a hole in his heart, not his soul.

But, yeah, yikes, if it weren’t for bad luck (or, uh, health), Bret Michaels would have no luck at all, right? And completely aside from that, how many horrible things need to happen to someone in succession until they finally just die? Jaysus.

Bret Michaels, who was admitted to the hospital last month for a brain hemorrhage was released earlier this week, but is now back in the hospital for what doctors are assuming to be a stroke. Under the microscope, Michaels was also found to have a small hole in his heart.

Michaels’ doctor claims that the hole in his heart is operable, and that his family and fans should remain optimistic (need I say that the physician in question has been updating Michaels’ blog throughout his health ordeal — just … weird).

Best wishes — again — to Michaels and his family and I hope that once he survives this (because come on … nothing can ever kill the frontman of a band of Poison’s caliber), he chills it out on the hospital visits.

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16 Responses to “Bret Michaels Back in Hospital For a Stroke and a Hole in His Soul”

  1. Anonymous says:
    May 21, 2010 at 10:27 am

    You are just fucking hilarious. As an aside, how about shoving a bowling pin up that ‘hole in your soul’ you call a vagina?

    Reply
    • Good Lord says:
      May 21, 2010 at 11:45 am

      LOL! Your comment just made my day. THANKS!

      If this is the true A-hole, I must say it is refreshing to see you giving shit to someone other than me.

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      • Anonymous says:
        May 21, 2010 at 11:56 am

        Yeah, it’s me. Don’t think you’re off the fucking hook though, homo.

      • Good Lord says:
        May 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm

        I am so confused. Quite the conundrum. You call me “homo” with such disdain, and yet your father whispers it in my ear with such affection.

        Oh well.

      • evilbeetdouche says:
        May 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm

        Take it outside, boys.

  2. shar says:
    May 21, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Sarah….
    I like you….
    That is all….

    Reply
  3. evilbeetdouche says:
    May 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    The hole is in his brain, not his heart, dumb ass. He had a stroke.

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  4. k says:
    May 21, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    The constant links to nothing drive me nuts. I know it’s Sarah immediately.

    Reply
    • Sarah says:
      May 21, 2010 at 4:14 pm

      Links to nothing? They should be working. What happens if/when you click on them?

      Reply
    • evilbeetdouche says:
      May 21, 2010 at 4:50 pm

      Tired of links that lead to nothing, here, try this one http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens

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      • Good Lord says:
        May 21, 2010 at 10:53 pm

        I recognize the site. It is part of the new San Francisco school boards mandatory curriculum on sexual depravity and the instruction of tolerance for, alternate body orifice and secretion use.

        It all starts when little Johnny gets an urge to suck a dick at age 11, or when sweet little Betty wants to shove some of the house pets feces in her face.

        But its all good.

      • evilbeetdouche says:
        May 24, 2010 at 5:38 pm

        Sorry you had to see that, but sometimes, the best lessons in life are the hardest to take.

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