Today's Evil Beet Gossip



“The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won’t be standing up, let alone performing sex. However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It’s like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman.”

I’d actually like to rename this “Quotables” as “Information We Never Needed To Know.”  Anyway, these are the brilliant words of Poison’s Bret Michaels, talking to Elle about how he’ll completely jeopardize his health in order to get laid.

Oh, and since were talking about Bret Michaels, and I make it a habit to not do that too often, his rep released a statement about his injury, which did include a broken nose, at the Tony Awards the other night:

“With all due respect to everyone working the Tony Awards, somewhere down the line there was a lack of communication and the prop should have been immediately halted until Michaels was clear. Sunday morning at rehearsals, Bret was never informed that the descending set piece existed, let alone would be moving into position as he was exiting the stage.

I find it surprising that a Tony spokesperson would brush off this incident with a comment stating, Mr. Michaels missed his mark,’ with no mention of concern for his condition.If everyone at the Tonys were aware that Bret missed his mark, then they should have been aware enough to stop the set piece from hitting him or at least slowed it down until he cleared the stage. I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minneli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern.”

So there you have it.  Bret Michaels is a sexually active idiot with a broken nose.

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  • Again, why was Poison at the Tony’s? And I finally watched the clip. The other two guys seemed to know it was there. If Brett had hair, he wouldn’t have been wearing the stupid peripheral-vision reducing hat and he would’ve seen the thing descending.

    And it wouldn’t have hit Liza because she can hit her mark.

    • This guy and Hulk Hogan just refuse to admit they are balding / bald. Won’t cut the leftover mullet and just cover the skin up front with a bandana.

      The definition of “delusional” should have a picture of both of them next to it in the dictionary.

  • i saw this on et or hard copy or something like that and i laughed my ass off!!!
    and lol to persistent cat, talking bout “if bret had hair’ lolol!

  • wow… i hope my diabetic brother never does that blood sugar thing.
    and i wonder if it works.

  • “So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman.”

    gosh, what a humanitarian! LMAO!!!

  • Beet you have outdone yourself TODAY! I am laughing my ass off.

    Also? This shit right here? This is why we broads RULE THE FUCKING EARTH. Because some men really are THIS stupid! lol

  • so i watched season 2 & 3 of rock of love. i know. but anyways- THEY’RE EXTENSIONS. isn’t that ridiculous?

    ps, i want to know if he is still with taya.

  • say what you want least he is rich and still getting laid can you douchbags say that i hope yall look that good at 46 who cares if hes bald and has extentions im sure he doesnt lose any sleep over what you idiots have to say