Kate Beckinsale, flawless as always at the Cannes Film Festival. Remember when she was in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I do, too. [Celebslam]
Mischa Barton in a wedding dress … and I’m afraid. [popbytes]
Damn, Bill Murray (yeah, remember him?) is getting old, dude. … I’d still probably pork him anyway. [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber gets inked at 16. Can’t wait to see who what he’s doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually. And you’re welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan’s supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus is on tonight’s Dancing With the Stars. Will you be watching? [Pop on the Pop]
Betty White was totally fucking hot when she was younger. Like, I’d switch sides just for her. Hotness. [Zelda Lily]
Porn Queen Chi Chi LaRue interviewed by James St. James. And that’s just entirely too much “ugh” for me to handle in one sitting, sorry. [OMGBlog]
Really, Paris? Still with the wonk-eye? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Some pretty serious eye candy at Cannes, who’s going to replace American Idol‘s Simon Cowell and the top list for potential Glee guest stars. [Betty Confidential]
You mean how Michael Bay hired her because she was unattractive? and made sure she knew it on set?
and somehow he still gets to keep making movies?